moo cows |
SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour.COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and gives you some milk.FASCISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and sells you some milk.NAZISM...
Posted by apokalips on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:32:00 PST |
BEER VS. VAGINA |
GET LAID and HAVE A BEER.
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.*One point to BEER*
2.Warm beer tastes awful.*One point to VAGINA*
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.*One point to BEER*
4.I...
Posted by apokalips on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:18:00 PST |
IF MYSPACE WAS BASED IN REALITY...(fucking funny) |
1. Tom would be friends with everyone in the whole world. 2. 19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants. 3. If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the...
Posted by apokalips on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST |
YOU GOT TO WALK AND DON'T LOOK BACK |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0NjwzTFj9U
YOU GOT TO WALK AND DON'T LOOK BACKIf it's love that you're running fromThere is no hiding place(You can't run, you can't hide, you can't run)Just your probl...
Posted by apokalips on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST |
24 WAYS TO KEEP A WOMYN HAPPY: |
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes; they love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs you...
Posted by apokalips on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST |
*dreams have wings but they are often clipped by the ravages of reality* |
beyond the horizon of teh place we lived when we were young in a world of magnets and miracles our thoughts strayed constantly and without boundary the ringing of teh division bell had begun along the...
Posted by apokalips on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:35:00 PST |
YOUR HOROSCOPE CUMFART |
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a...
Posted by apokalips on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST |
