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Maurice

a wise man once told me to fuck off

About Me

I love going on long bike rides, or fixing one of my three VW's. I play the piano, and the guitar, and hope to play for ballet class someday. I like dancing ballet, but not to perform. I enjoy working a lot, it makes me feel like I've accomplished somthing. my biggest love (other than my bike) is food, lots and lots of food, I eat when I'm happy, depressed, lonely, and of course, when I'm hungry. and my favorite musician of all time is Chopin.

My Interests

cars, food, cycling, any kind of art, rubbing $20 bills all over my naked body. death, music, and pretty flowers

I'd like to meet:

more insane biker people, people who can kick my well defined ass, someone who can eat more than I can, and plenty more crazy people. and satan, god and muhammad are all invited to a bbq this weekend, jesus can come if he promises not to turn the veggie burgers into meat one's again.

Music:

Marliyn Manson, Fredric Chopin, Nirvana, Korn, jacques brel, pink floyd, pantera, metallica, tchaikovsky, pretty much anything but rap and country.

Movies:

who wants to go to the movies with me? it's been like 6 months

Heroes:

my heros are the crazy people, the ones on the street cursing at themself and at all of the fucked up world. the crazy people who make music, the crazy people who make art. the crazy people who dont think they are crazy. the crazy prople who embrace death more than life. the crazy people who do crazy things without reason and think nothing of it.... oh and I'm a little crazy myself, but just a little

My Blog

heartless, spineless, gutless....and a bikeride.

I got a parking ticket while working, the guy was a complete ass about it. I even went out there when he first started writing it and said I was putting money in the machine, but he said he didnt care...
Posted by Maurice on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:59:00 PST

sleep and stuff

So for some reason I start to think about random things when I am tired and blurt them out. I thought I'd post some of the recent things that go through my mind when I'm barely awake Why is the color ...
Posted by Maurice on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:38:00 PST

back to the mountain with a new bike

    I bought a bike on friday, it's a specialized roubaix. I got a really good deal, it was only $1,000 without pedals or water bottle cages. for those who care it's an 18 spe...
Posted by Maurice on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:45:00 PST