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MyGen Profile Generator Andy Douglass does not sleep. He waits.-Andy Douglass has two speeds, walk and kill.-When the boogey man goes to sleep at night, he checks his wardrobe for Andy Douglass.- Andy Douglass is the reason that 'Wally' is hiding.- When Andy Douglass does a push up, he aint lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down.- Andy Douglass has counted to infinnity, twice.- The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep Andy Douglass out. It failed miserably. the quickest way to a man's heart is with Andy Douglass' fist.- Andy Douglass can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.- The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Andy Douglass played in Primary School.- The leading causes of death in the UK are 1. Heart Disease 2. Andy Douglass 3. Cancer-Andy Douglass sheds his skin twice a year- Andy Douglass' house has no doors, only walls he walks through-Andy Douglass once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they made him blink-When Andy Douglass goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.-There is no such thing as global warming. Andy Douglass was cold, so he turned the sun up.It's widely believed that Jesus was Andy Douglass' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Andy Douglass' skin.- Andy Douglass recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.- Andy Douglass is so fast, that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!- Andy Douglass' tears can cure cancer. It's a shame he has never cried. Ever.