Ioav

Your Political Profile

Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ioav Kaplan - i.e.: The Russian
Birthday: 12/16/86
Birthplace: Contrary to common knowledge I was born in Paraguay
Current Location: Zee zree o' fife
Eye Color: brown...(and no, my eyes are not the window to my soul...)
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5' 12".... sometimes 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rightie but almost ambidextrous
Your Heritage: let's see... there's hispanic, russian, german... lets just say i'm jewish...
The Shoes You Wore Today: who gives a shit?... but Nikies... lol
Your Weakness: laziness?
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: i like a lot of things on my pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i dont really plan to update this so there is no point
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: in spanish i say "osea" a lot and in english... LOL & LMAO?
Thoughts First Waking Up: "where am I?" or "Fuck!"
Your Best Physical Feature: hmm... i really dont know...
Your Bedtime: AHAHAHA! HAHAHA!

Pepsi or Coke: Coke i guess
MacDonalds or Burger King: "a buen hambre no hay pan duro" - it means "to (good) hunger there is not hard bread"
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i couldn't care less
Chocolate or Vanilla: i only like chocolate when it's not hot or mixed with anything and i usually always like vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: no particular prefference
Do you Smoke: Hahahaha
Do you Swear: what the fuck are you talking about piece of shit? of course i dont fucking swear. :b
Do you Sing: not good at it at all...
Do you Shower Daily: Watch "American Psycho"... that just about sums it up... LMAO
Have you Been in Love: I like to think so...
Do you want to go to College: it's my life long ambition... lol
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: abso-fucking-lutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i drink hot chocolate
Do you think you are Attractive: Definitelly a stud
Are you a Health Freak: not really but i know i can be sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: with the right company...
Do you play an Instrument: used to play Sax
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ahaha hahaha....
In the past month have you Smoked: LOL
In the past month have you been on Drugs: LMAO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: possibly
Ever been Drunk: LOL
Ever been called a Tease: oh yes... though i still dont think i was teasing
Ever been Beaten up: funny story... i was in 7th grade i think...
How do you want to Die: fullfilled
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive?
What country would you most like to Visit: Visit: Australia, England, France, Italy, China, Jappan, Swidden... i would like to travell a lot... and Re-visit: Paraguay, Brazil, Uruguay, Argentina, Spain, Israel...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no particular prefference -it's trivial...
Favourite Hair Color: same as above
Short or Long Hair: i tend to like medium - long legth hair, but short hair can be atractive too
Height: not too many inches above or bellow me...
Weight: not too many pounds above or bellow me...
Best Clothing Style: whatever fits her best... i dunno
Number of Drugs I have taken: arround 1500 different types... we all consume substances on a daily basis that can be considered drugs...
Number of CDs I own: i have no clue...
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I dont regret, I learn from my mistakes.... I do wish I could learn without making mistakes though...

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