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Chris

Chris Clement - Why doesn't search see this?

About Me

This is where to stick the fancy background/style sheet stuff. I did a couple of source code compares with my default page and some outrageous pages done by others.

My Interests

Varied. Usually anything "restricted", "advanced", etc. Wacky inventions, nutty professor stuff, electric bike, weird science, wordwand, etc. Most Popular Searches1. HTML 2. Videos 3. My Chemical Romance 4. Downloads 5. Coldplay 6. Ringtones 7. Dates 8. Music 9. Photos 10. Friends Jagermeister Ice Cream Maker ..

I'd like to meet:

Linda Ronstadt

Music:

Torch singers, old jazz, 4-hand piano rolls, the music of Jerome Kern

Movies:

I need extra lives to keep up with these. Kinda like any w Courtney Love or Julia Roberts.
Funny video of wife and dogs

Television:

PBS is great. I am physically unable to tolerate banal commercials or canned laughter which eliminates much of what is available for free, at least. I often have pictures with sound muted for ambience.

Books:

Any by James Michener, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut,Tom Robbins,R. Crumb

Heroes:

I must say that the most selfless givers impress me the most. Mother Theresa would be one for sure. Derrick Brooks (Tampa Buccaneers) reaching out to help others in a time of need is way more impressive than buying a particular house or vehicle simply for private use.

My Blog

Something Good For A Change

This is so impressive! Altruism instead of greed! Atta-Dude!! Actor Brad Pitt plans 150 homes for New Orleans http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN034357 7120071203...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:14:00 PST

Anyone else like to play w SIRDS?

http://www.colorstereo.com/_cs1-2/sis_sird.img/wingwang.html or 3D photography? http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/chrisclementdotcom/pr ojects/marilyn.jpg...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:43:00 PST

uninsured

Every year back, almost to the beginning, I have helped at the annual Clearwater Jazz Holiday. This year (2007) their "insurance" requires us to sign a waiver that reads: "I hereby waive all claims ag...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:02:00 PST

The Perfect Investment

save on utilities
Posted by Chris on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:33:00 PST

When you can't sell lemonade ...

Globally, bott led water is now a $46 billion industry. Why has it become so popular? In the 60's if someone suggested that you could fill little bottles with water and actually sell them, they would ...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:46:00 PST

Brooksville Party and Campout

Oct 18, 2006 8:25 AM Subject Brooksville Party and Campout Body: Brooksville Party and Campout - All are welcome. Please RSVP if ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

IT temp jobs w Pinellas County

IT JobsPinellas County Bid 056-0763-B If awarded, I will need up to ten IT specialists in areas ranging fromDocumentation Writer to Project Manager starting with hourly rates in the $25 to $35 range. ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:47:00 PST

Alternative Tampa group

 w w w dot sitespaces.net/groups/Tampa
Posted by Chris on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:51:00 PST

No Maintenance Batteries - Ripoff?

A neighbor gave me some huge batteries from his motorhome and said he replaced a set (3 maybe?) for $1500. They have a sticker that says "Nonserviceable - Do Not Add Water". I have seen this kind of b...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:36:00 PST

aches and pains

For the second time this year my feet have hurt so much that is very painful to get out of bed. After a 20 mile hike in Ocala National Forest a few months ago at a hippie "rainbow" gathering, I figure...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:46:00 PST