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Claire Elizabeth

Demolition woman, can I be your man?

About Me


My name is Claire Elizabeth, I live right out in the countryside with my two cats (Binkie & Poppy). I'm artistic and creative and can't stop writing poetry. I love lyrics and art galleries. I am a complete hippie at heart, I don't believe in violence for no good reason and believe it's only for ignorant people who don't have the capabilities to express themselves with words.
I have a tendency to fall asleep on people, watch trashy teen films, force men to see said trashy teen films with me, eat unhealthily yet manage to somehow maintain an English size 8 figure, buy too many clothes, say random and stupid things and tell people I'm a secret agent called scarlet who rides elephants around the amazon whilst chanting love songs backwards.
When I'm bored I dress up and run around the house singing Skid Row. I have a massive crush on Sebastian Bach and anyone who looks as though they're straight from the 80s hair metal era. I LOVE music and I love talking about it.
I'm a bit weird, my life is like a great big neon hued epic - everything in my life has always been different. I love interesting unique people, if you have something to tell me - I'll listen. I find it hard to want to be around people that are intent on being the same as everyone else because I just don't respect conformity, I never have done. I'm good at advice and I'm very intuitive. I tend to put myself down for no reason.. if you were to run up to me and stab me a hundred times, I'd probably apologise, lol.


THINGS I LOVE: pretty music, sparkly things, sequins, fake fur, glitter, black eye makeup and pale pink lipstick, ripped fishnets and big kick ass boots, fairytales, gypsy skirts, butterflies, love songs, poems, romance, candles, incense, listening to loud music in the car, dark tinted sunglasses, the sunrise and sunset, being in love, being loved, pretty people, stars, midnight feasts, animals and the colour pink, flowers and messy hair, beautiful lyrics, spells and rituals, Camden (in London), The Astoria (its the best venue ever), men with long hair and millions of tattoos and piercings, Tall people, Tank girl, abandoned factories, photographs, repeating myself, singing, dancing, "sexual healing", snowball fights in the middle of the night, research. singing in the rain .. dancing in the sun .. lazy Sunday mornings in bed .. Agent Provocateur Lingerie .. Car-boot sales and thrift stores .. Making no sense whatsoever .. Pretending I know what I'm talking about .. Skipping in the middle of town .. Pole Dancing .. Dressing up sexy and walking like I'm on the catwalk .. Tickling people .. Lots of hugs .. Holding hands whilst walking .. Hugs in bed .. Singing songs .. Nursery Rhymes .. Being a cat :) .. Grocery shopping with a trolley that doesn't work properly .. Flirting with the cashiers .. Infact... flirting with anyone and everyone .. Dark country lanes .. Swimming in rivers and springs and lakes .. Sitting under trees and writing too much poetry.

Kate Bush! KATE BUSH! KATE-E-E BUSH, I love her more than everyone and everything. She's an absolutely wonderful woman.




THINGS I HATE: narrow-minded people, judgemental people, anti-smoking campaigns, terrorism, war, the days when I just feel hideously ugly, taxes, the fact that nothing in this life is free - even simple things that bring so much happiness, authority, conformity, maths (because I'll never get to grips with it), people that have no stories to tell, vomit, being really cold, mess, people who insult Binkie, the fact that after a year of studying it - I know nothing about psychology, people who point out obvious things, people who overly use sarcasm and think their really funny, people who are so involved with themselves that they don't take time out for other people, how ridiculously hard it is to find an enjoyable job, the stupid price of houses, my own inability to make important choices for the future.


Have some photos, doofus.



I listen to the rain, I talk to the trees, I dance bare foot in snow (in hot pants ;)), I sing, I shake my hips and twirl my hands around and around and around when I dance, I'm girly but addicted to gore, I love making other people happy, I try my hardest to get somewhere but sometimes it doesn't work.

My biggest dream involves living in tiny little thatched roof cottage in the middle of woodlands with a little bubbling stream running through it, with a butterfly infested meadow nearby and a rocket in the back garden so I can do a spot of space-travel whenever I feel like it. I want to be a wise old woman with a story to tell...


My Interests

Music, Singing, Dancing, Shopping, Artwork, Poetry, Writing, Web-design, Makeup, Friends, Hugs and kisses, Fairies, Vampires, The countryside, Holidays, Clubbing, Psychology, Modelling, Slimelight, Torture Garden, Cyber dog, Memories, Men, Makeup, 80's Music, EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. lol.

I love all things magical and astrological. I admire the artwork on tarot cards and the meanings behind spells. I over analyse everything that is written form, always trying to figure out the underlying meanings. I love to draw crazy abstract things and I have developed an obsession with drawing ivy and star borders around sheets of paper before I start to draw. I get my inspiration for my writing and artwork from nature and music.



Oh yeah, and loads of people have been asking me why my kitty cat only has one eye, the reason behind this is because she's really frisky and weird and one day she was running through a field (we have a lot of these in the country, lol) and she managed to get a grass seed in her eye and we didn't know about it until it got infected and started looking really mank, so we took her to the vet and they got the seed out, but she kept scratching it and really fucking her eye up so the vet decided to take it out. She looked really scary for a while with only one eye, but I'm used to it now and I love her lots, so what if she's not the prettiest kitty cat in the world, she's got a hell of a lot of personality and she's really caring (I'm not joking... if your sad, Binkie knows! and she'll come and comfort you).

I'd like to meet:

PHIL LYNOTT - Because I am absolutely and utterly in love with Thin Lizzy and he had the most beautiful and amazing voice ever and he was fucking gorgeous.. PHWOAAAR.

BRET MICHAELS - Total sex God.

SEBASTIAN BACH - I love him forever and ever and ever and ever, beautiful man.. beautiful voice.

MICHAEL HUTCHENCE
- He was hot as hell and had a gorgeous sexy voice. Have you seen the video for 'Need you tonight'? come on.. you can't deny how utterly beautiful this man was!.

JIM MORRISON
- Possibly the sexiest man I've ever had the pleasure to feast my eyes on. I don't think I have ever seen a man as striking as Jim Morrison.. I have to say he even beats Johnny Depp in my eyes.. and that's saying something! lol. Apart from the fact that I am ridiculously obsessed with his beauty, I love Jim Morrison because the doors are brilliant and his voice is stunning. hands down.

FRANK ZAPPA
- Is it wrong that I found Frank Zappa to be incredibly sexy? I hope not because he really was in my eyes, I used to have really dirty thoughts about him.. miaow. Even as he got older.. he was still sexy. I also love him for his incredibly musical abilities and the fact that he refused to let prostate cancer get in the way of him living his life, he also said "It's not important to even be remembered, I mean, the people who worry about being remembered are guys like Reagan, Bush. . . . I don't care." which puts him high up in my books. I love you Frank Zappa and I remember you :).. RIP.

JOHNNY DEPP
- I'd give him one if he asked nicely ;) lol.

People from Ipswich, Stoners, Old School Rockers, Punks, Goths, Metallers, Beautiful Minds, Johnny Depp Look-a-likes, Kate Bush fans, Anyone who looks like they stepped out of Wayne's World / Dazed and confused, Whitby Goth weekenders, Models, Photographers, Anarchists, Beautiful & Unique Snowflakes ;).

And obviously I'd love to meet KATE BUSH! because as everyone already knows... I'm completely obsessed with her and her music and she's amazing! (and pretty damn beautiful to top it off) =).

Music:

MUSIC I CAN'T STAND AT ALL: there's always a couple of genres that you can never relate to so don't bitch at me because I don't like your tastes in music, it's nothing personal.. your tastes just don't float my boat. So yes.. I absolutely despise 'emo' music, I see no real point to it.. it all tends to be a bunch of vain, mindless, materialistic, unoriginal bullshit and I can't get into it at all unlike the 31768764871686481 billion people out there who seem to worship it. Another genre I dislike is country and western.. it just irritates me and makes me feel a bit sick.

My normal tastes fall under Classic Rock, Industrial, Glam Rock, Hair metal, 80s Gothic... basically anything from the 60s, 70s and 80s. I'm not too keen on any music that came after those eras... but I'll give anything a chance. I just wish I was back in the 60's... so I could experience the music from then first hand and then I'd have the chance to live through the 70s... oh God.. I'd be in heaven.

Thankfully my parents have damn good taste in music and brought me up listening to most of the bands I've listed below. Thankyou momma and daddio for being so rock'n'roll, kudos to everyone, including the queen and her corgies.

*** = seen live
BOLD = absolute favourites

Abney Park ,
AC/DC,
Acid Bath,
Adam Ant,
(the) Adverts,
Aerosmith,
Akercocke,
Altar,
Alice Cooper,
Anthrax ***
Apoptygma Berzerk,
Athamay,

Bauhaus,
Baptism,
(the) Beatles, *** (sort of, lol),
Beki Bondage,
Big Country,
Billy Idol
Bloodhound Gang,
Blue Oyster Cult,
(the) Black Crowes,
Black Widow,
Black Sabbath,
Blur, ***
Bob Dylan,
Bob Marley,
Bon Jovi,
Boston,
(The) Bolshoi,
Britny Fox,

(the) Clash
(the) Cardigans,
Canned Heat,
Cauda Pavonis,
Cinderella,
Cockney Rejects,
(the) Cranberries,
Cruxshadows,
Cult of the Psychic Fetus,
The Cult,
(the) Cure ,
Culture Club,
Cyndi Lauper,

Danielle Dax,
David Bowie,
Deep Purple,
Def Leppard,
Die lady Die,
Dio,
Dokken,
Dust,
Dr. Feel Good,
Duran Duran,

Eva Cassidy,
Extreme,

Faith No More,
Fleetwood Mac,
Flesh For Lulu,
Fields Of The Nephilim,
Focus,
Frank Zappa,
Free,
Fiona Apple,

Garbage, ***
Gary Numan,
Gene Loves Jezebel,
Ghost Dance,
Great White,
Groundhogs,
Golden Earring,
Guns n Roses, ***

Hawkwind,

In Excelsis,
Indigo Seal,
Internal,
Inkubus Sukkubus,
INXS,

Jethro Tull , *** x3
Jimi Hendrix,
Joy Division,
Judas Priest,

Kate Bush,
Kirsty MacColl,
KMFDM,

L7,
Led Zeppelin,
Loreena McKennitt,
London After Midnight,
Lydia Lunch,
Lynyrd Skynyrd ,
Lynch Mob,

Madness,
Madonna, ***
March Violets,
Marilyn Manson,
Masturb-8,
Meatloaf,
Metallica ***
Midnight Configuration,
(the) Moody Blues,
Mors Syphilitica,
Mott The Hoople,
Motley Crue,
(The) Move,
(The) Marionettes,
(The) Mission,

Nazareth,
Nick Cave,
Nine Inch Nails , *** x2
Nosferatu,

Oasis, ***
OgHr,
Orange Goblin,
Outkast,

Pink Floyd ***
PJ Harvey
Poison
Powder,
Plasmatics,
(the) Pogues,
(the) Prodigy, ***

Queen Adreena, ***
Queensryche,

(the) Ramones,
Ram Jam,
RATT,
Rob Zombie,
Rita Lynch,
(The) Rolling Stones,

Sarah McLachlan,
Savatage,
Saxon,
Semisonic,
Sensational Alex Harvey Band,
Sex Gang Children,
(the) Sex Pistols,
Shakespeare's Sister,
Sinead O'Conner,
Sisters of mercy,
Skid Row,
Skinny Puppy , ***
Smashing Pumpkins,
Snake River Conspiracy,
Status Quo,
Steelheart,
Stiltskin,
Styx,
Susperia,
(the) Swarf Sisters,

T-rex,
Ten Years After
Traffic,
Tool, ***
Therapy,
THIN LIZZY!!!!,
Thunder,
Tim Rose,
Type O Negative , ***
TV on the radio,

UFO,
Ugly Kid Joe,
Uriah Heep,
U.K. Subs

Vampyre Vyrgins
Vee,
Velvet Revolver, ***
Veruca Salt,
Vixen,
VNV nation,

Warrant,
W.A.S.P,
Weird Al,
White Lion,
White Zombie,
Wumpscut,

ZZ Top,

Just the bands I could think of off the top of my head :), there's hundreds more but I won't bore you any longer! =D.

Movies:

Braindead, Terror Firmer (actually... anything by troma), Toxic Avenger, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Virgin Suicides, Lolita, Girl Interrupted, Kill Bill (Vol1&2), The Butterfly Effect, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, A Bronx Tale, The Devils Advocate, The Wicker man, A Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, The Ring, The Others, Lost Highway, Armageddon (always makes me cry! lol), Eraser Head, Big Fish, Dazed & Confused (Classic stoner film!), Dawn Of The Dead, Shaun Of The Dead, 28 Days Later, Blade, 'John Carpenters' Vampires, May, Snow White, Cinderella, Mean Girls, Dracula, Crossroads (The Blues one), Pulp Fiction, Dead End, Silence Of The Lambs, Artificial Intelligence (Makes me cry! lol), American Beauty, Fight Club, Se7en, Requiem For A Dream, The Wizard Of Oz, The Shining, Donnie Darko, The Graduate, The Green Mile, Steel Magnolias, Trainspotting, Thinner, The Exorcist, Being John Malkovich, Blow, This Is Spinal Tap, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, The Labyrinth, The Amityville Horror, Never-ending Story, MIRRORMASK!!!, Palindromes and loads more, I absolutely love films. Anything National Lampoon or Monty Python, or starring Leslie Neilson etc.. is also great in my books.

Television:

MONKEY DUST!!!!!!, The Simpsons, Futurama, ORGASMATRON ("are you a good swimmer? you do a good breast-stroke" hahahahaha), Sunday Night Dramas, Infact any sort of drama involving a sudden twist to the story, SKINS!!!!!!!, Green Wing, The Mighty Boosh, & random music channels on sky digital, like MAGIC, because it plays good old school love songs

Books:

Wasted - Marya Hornbacher
Prozac Nation
- Elizabeth Wurtzel,
The Gossip Girl Novels - Cecily von Ziegesar (I don't know why their so addictive, lol)
Geek Love - Katherine Dunn (This is an amazing book, so twisted! lol)
Beyond The Deepwoods - Paul Stewart & Chris Riddell .
1984 - George Orwell
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis de Bernieres
Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
The Magic Faraway Tree - Enid Blyton (DAME WASH-A-LOT AND SAUCEPAN MAN!, I used to wish I had a magical tree!)
Gormenghast - Mervyn Peake (even if it was hard to read because I was about 10 at the time, lol)
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley

Heroes:

My mum and dad who are both amazing, lovely and inspiring and gave me the best childhood possible :)

My beautiful momma when she was younger... & Becky because she's wonderfully amazing and all my favourite memories were made when she was around. She is the bestest friend in the world.

My Blog

Ireland :)

Just a short little update - Ireland was awesome :). I forgot how beautiful Kerry was, out in the countryside it's pretty much untouched.. just the way it should be. We played lots of frisbee because ...
Posted by Claire Elizabeth on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 04:57:00 PST

"When you really care about someone, you want it to be like... do you need some more butter?"

I havn't been at home much as of late so hence the lack of blogs. I went to Windemere earlier this month and spent most of the time lazing around in bed, lol. We did hire a little boat in Bowness and ...
Posted by Claire Elizabeth on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:10:00 PST

Mini update :)

Life is fucking amazing and I'm loving every second, this summer will be immense. The past 2 weeks have pretty much just blurred into one day, haha... s'all good. Big update soon, but I'm rarely at h...
Posted by Claire Elizabeth on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:08:00 PST

Trip to Birmingham, Type O Negative, Cadbury World.. etc :)

  I had a great time in Birmingham :). We were suppose to leave earlyish in order to get there and have something to eat, etc.. but Fuggie had an exam so we left around 3.30pm, stopped off at AS...
Posted by Claire Elizabeth on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:05:00 PST

Another strange dream...

I had another odd dream last night.. I was in the car and I was driving up the stretch of road I crashed on and I saw a friend of my dads (who also happens to be the same woman who used to work behin...
Posted by Claire Elizabeth on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:22:00 PST

Selling on Ebay.. and the medieval fayre

Fuggie and I have decided we're going to go to the Birmingham Type O Negative gig instead (seeing as we actually have 2 tickets for that!!), so we're selling a London Astoria ticket on Ebay.. (via my ...
Posted by Claire Elizabeth on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:40:00 PST

I stabbed myself in the bloody eye!!! eww.

Right so... I woke up at 4am on Wednesday morning and couldn't get back to sleep so I thought I'd better get up and get ready for an appointment in town, so I got dressed and started doing my makeup.....
Posted by Claire Elizabeth on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:32:00 PST

My Summer has officially started as of today... :)

The past couple of weeks have been spent doing lots of random things. I ended up at Liquid with Becky and Dan last Friday night, very random, I felt completely out of place but I got talking to some p...
Posted by Claire Elizabeth on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:32:00 PST

So.. yeah... I kinda crashed my car :-/

Fucking hell what a night this has been... it started with Dave and I going out for a random drive... anyway, there we were driving along the road from Needham to Somersham and all of a sudden, the ca...
Posted by Claire Elizabeth on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:28:00 PST

RIP Binkie :( // &Reality, please come back..

I think I'm slowly losing grip of reality, I'm living my life in such a weird bohemian way at the moment. Earlier today I went and sat in a meadow listening to "Scarborough Fair" and watched the cloud...
Posted by Claire Elizabeth on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST