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I comfort the DiStuRbeD and DiStuRb the comfortable!

About Me

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My Interests

Mix and match and not necessarily in this order: farting, burping, pooping, eating, sleeping, billiards, knitting, computer games, concerts, the beach, my boyfriend, friends, losers, guys from other states, pictures, chocolate cake shots, mechanical bull riding, energy drinks, coffee, bounce houses, k-y jelly, whipped cream, cadillacs, snowmen, the color pink, dead people, school, hair ties, syringes, biohazard containers, lazer tag, blood, monkeys, tigers, cocoa, dessert, marshmallows, mtv, fresh breath, flip flops, alcohol, tanktops, handcuffs, in-n-out cheeseburgers, princess cut diamonds, pink sapphires, candles, designer purses, musicians, cookies, powdered sugar, pink and blue gummy worms, money, trucks, colored contacts, jelly bean(s), halloween, twister, bobbing for dildos, cheese crackers, presents, photography, jello shots, las vegas, palm springs, gambling, mermaids, scuba diving, tampons, bling, chapstick, sex on the beach, purple thingies, umbrellas, thongs, vampires, babies and other random things...

I'd like to meet:

I don't really want to meet people off of myspace but if you're dying for a friendship because you don't have many friends (I don't mean myspace friends) then maybe we can work something out. You do have to be awesome though because I'm an awesome friend to those whom I choose to be!

OH YEAH I DONT ADD PEOPLE THAT I DONT KNOW SO DONT EVEN TRY BECAUSE YOU'LL GET REJECTED/DENIED/BOOED/EATEN ALIVE! IF I'VE MET YOU IN PERSON OR YOU REALLY ARE MY FRIEND FEEL FREE TO ADD ME! XOXOXO

Music:

Blink 182, Angels & Airwaves, Hellogoodbye, The Killers, etc... I love Jessica Simpson, yeah don't make fun of me! AND OF COURSE MY LOVES: STAR OFF MACHINE

Movies:

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and other similarly retarded movies such as Superstar or Welcome to the Dollhouse. Vampire movies make me happy and ummm, movies that have lots of dead people!

Television:

I don't watch too much television anymore... They took away all my favorite shows!

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo

Heroes:

Jessica Simpson, Napoleon Dynamite and Your Future Exgirlfriend!

My Blog

Summer Vacation

My summer is going well so far.  Relaxing and stuff.  I've been in Vegas for almost 10 days and my nieces are crazy!  Who knew that a 1 and 3  year old could be so crazy??  An...
Posted by (( () (( () /\ on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:30:00 PST

Disneyland and Johnny Depp

Hi blog, haven't seen you in a while... So yesterday I went to Disneyland with Tom, Kelly & her friend Jason.  We had an outstanding time being that it was the Pirates of the Caribbean 3 worl...
Posted by (( () (( () /\ on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:07:00 PST

Wow I have NO Life!!! But it's still amazing...

Wow... I haven't blogged in over a year... A lot has happened!  I'm married, I quit my job at the Sheriff's Dept and now I'm going to school full-time for Registered Nursing.  It's only been...
Posted by (( () (( () /\ on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:24:00 PST

Famous Stars & Straps

Sooo... yesterday was such an amazing day for me!  Everyone who knows me knows that I love Blink 182/Box Car Racer/Transplants and their drummer Travis Barker just opened up a store for his cloth...
Posted by (( () (( () /\ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You think you know, but you have no idea...

I feel trapped Nothing can get me out It's a bubble A bubble of raw emotion It won't escape The darkness seeps in My vision is cloudy The future unclear Fear overwhelms me The demons play rou...
Posted by (( () (( () /\ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Toe tags and body bags :)

Sooooo... today I experienced my first ever up close and personal autopsy! Wow, it was amazing. It is so hard to fathom that one day we will all be laid to rest on some table/coffin/slab or what have...
Posted by (( () (( () /\ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friends, Hooters and a Concert

Breakups, partying, drinking, sleeping, schooling, working, socializing, expanding my friendship list... So my life has been boring and quite hectic at the same time, though that list has some things ...
Posted by (( () (( () /\ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Birthday Bash in Vegas

So yeah!!! I'm finally 21 and I celebrated it in Sin City! Gosh, It was so much fun I don't know where to begin... I guess I can start off with the weekend. Before leaving for Vegas we went to a Ha...
Posted by (( () (( () /\ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TOGA PARTY!

So yeah, it was Saturday night and I decided to go to this toga party everyone's been talking about. Went with your future ex-girlfriend and had a blast considering I wasn't expecting much out of it. ...
Posted by (( () (( () /\ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Internet Cafe

I'm here chilling with Jasmine at some hole in the wall internet cafe and using the internet for free because the guy likes us. We're crazy! All we're doing is looking at cute boys on friendster and m...
Posted by (( () (( () /\ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST