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tha Suburban Nin-Juhz

ridding suburbia of boredom-we are at your service

About Me

We are the Suburban Ninjuhz...!
Previously a Parody Myspace profile,
but working with stealth and deadliness, WE NOW SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT TANTIVE IV AND ANY BANDS PLAYING SHOWS W/ THEM
[IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THE SUBURBAN NINJUHZ STREET TEAM in order to promote TANTIVE IV IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM]
send us a message, along with your profile
and we will get back to you as fast as you can say ,"THAT FUCKIN SUBURBAN NINJA STOLE MY PANTIES, that sonuvabich!"
yea we also need help fancying up this webpage to make it look fit for a NINJA, so please help us!!!
thank you, and may your underwear be blessed for a thousand eternities in the washer

My Interests

SPREADING THE MESSAGE OF TANTIVE IV, in a silent but deadly manner.
making ninja propaganda, spreading our message
we also enjoy long walks on the beach,
pretty unicorns
and singing in the rain..

I'd like to meet:

WE would like to be Graced by
your prescence, so please, send a ninja message to help spread the word of the "DUSH!"

Music:

TANTIVE IV
PEALANDER Z
BASICALLY ANY MUSIC SUITABLE FOR A NINJA

Movies:

We have recieved EXTENSIVE TRAINING
through the viewing of these Moving Pictures:
The Three Ninjas saga
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Power Rangers
Team America:World Police
The Best of the Best
Mortal Kombat
Street Fighter
Bloodsport
enter the dragon
Star Wars
and Heavyweights

Television:

These television programs help us to
plan our next attack upon unsuspecting suburbia:
King of the Hill
South Park
Walker Texas Ranger
Highlander
and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Heroes:

Our heroes include Will Smith,
Jean Claude Van Damme,
and Chuck Norris

My Blog

The Suburban Ninjuhz terrorize heritage park once again

today was a great victory in the fight against suburban boredom...my new ninja brethren have joined, as we seized the day by doing extremely stupid and idiotic things that would have generally humilia...
Posted by tha Suburban Nin-Juhz on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 09:37:00 PST