RANDI

THE RAISE ;)

 the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following Reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holi...
Posted by RANDI on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:34:00 PST

DRUNK GIRLS DO WHAT.......... (HAHA)

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE S...
Posted by RANDI on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST

I MISS YOU GUYS

OKAY SO EVERYONES MAD AT ME!!! SORRY, FOR REAL, I COULDNT SAY BYE, I WAS SO SAD I CRIED FOR EVER!!! I CAME TO FLORIDA KICKING AND SCREAMING. SERIOUSLY I THINK I RAN LUIS OF THE ROAD ONCE !!! SO IM HER...
Posted by RANDI on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:01:00 PST