Maggu 8 U - ProfilesArchive

About Me

A unicorn disguised as a minotaur.

My Interests

Witty quotes and strong drinks.

I'd like to meet:

A leprachaun.

Music:

Anything that makes your insides vibrate.

Movies:

Muppets Take Manhatten, The Muppet Movie, Spirited Away, The Dark Crystal, The Last Unicorn, Finding Nemo, Ice Age, Her First Black Cock.... Oh yeah!, and anything that will give me nightmares!

Television:

"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs." Alfred Hitchcock

Books:

"The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce""Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas""Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Eagan"

Heroes:

Jim Henson

My Blog

fuck it

to everyone and no one in particular, fuck it all.... really. stupid bullshit. keep it to yourself cause i am sick of it. no time, no room. don't care . you are not the only one with a fucking gi...
Posted by Maggu 8 U on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:11:00 PST

Bender!

So I don't know how this happened but i woke up married to my postman and now i am going through a divorce. Messy situation. Anyone have any divorce advice for me? THIS IS LIKE A WHOLE NEW MEANING ...
Posted by Maggu 8 U on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:42:00 PST

A conversation with Hannah...

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Posted by Maggu 8 U on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:58:00 PST

Ice Cream Man

The ice cream just drove by my house selling his tasty treats and potent rock! It really IS goin to be summer. It is almost 80 degrees now and i could be camping, but I have to work. I am not goin t...
Posted by Maggu 8 U on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:29:00 PST

Friday

So today rocked. It was like 80 fucking degrees. I woke up and showered. I know my day is goin to go well when it begins with a shower, most definitely. So anyway, me and my bro met B...
Posted by Maggu 8 U on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 04:09:00 PST

Repent.. The End is Near

So last night I had two more dreams that were apocalyptic. The first was everyone was slowly dying from a weird plague that ate away everybody's skin down to their bones. It was really gro...
Posted by Maggu 8 U on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:43:00 PST

No Sleep til...Brooklyn??

I have not really slept since Sunday night. It's not that I have been partying and this was voluntary. It's not that I didn't attempt to sleep. I certainly did. Maybe it is bec...
Posted by Maggu 8 U on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:47:00 PST

Procrastination + Hot Shots Golf = Evil

Well I wasted 2 days playing Hot Shots Golf and drinking box wine on Webster St. I had a lot of things to do this weekend and now it's Wednesday my least favorite day of the week. The only thing...
Posted by Maggu 8 U on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:19:00 PST

Monumental Event in History

MUPPETS GETS STAMPS! LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Most frogs settle for lily pads. Kermit the Frog has hopped onto a U.S. postage stamp. The green leader of the beloved Mup...
Posted by Maggu 8 U on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 09:31:00 PST

TIME IS RUNNING OUT!

Thanks for checking out my blog. This is very URGENT! If any of you out there would like to purchase this lovely vintage dummy from the early 1900's for me I would be ever so grateful. Here is t...
Posted by Maggu 8 U on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 02:23:00 PST