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About Me

Jesus Built My Hotrod
Life is about fun and games and truth or dares...Its about merging the dream world with the tangible one. No greater virtue...
First the facts. Then you can indulge the sweet lies...
7) I have a severe and rare case of psoriasis. its a disease and an irritating skin condition that came upon me abruptly at 17, and hasnt shown 2 seconds of mercy since.
6) I have no money. Well not no money, but I'm pretty much a menace to the financial system. I also dont do bank accounts and I write obscure social statements in marker on dollar bills. The most easily communicated vandalism and a protest so priceless no one will do anything but pass it on.
5) I have passions. You will never know all of them. Or any of the ones that matter (probably).
4) I am more than one man. I am more than 2 men. If you're any less than 3 in 1 you are going to waste your time...I mean that as in Life, the Long Run.
3) I just found out I was born on Orlando Bloom's birthday. Also Robert Stack's. Orlando's kind of a eunuch I dont care for but Robert rocked as that guy in Airplane walking around the airport beating people up for absolutely no reason.
2) My idols are Iggy Pop from his Stooges days, Jimi Hendrix from his guitar burning days, and Zack dela Rocha from all of his days. oh and Keith Richards, because he is my captain hook darth vader father of illegitimacy.
1) Never trust a pirate.
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16
people with my name
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Name's Jack. Some call me Johnny, Cap', Jj, Whats-his-face, jaQ, Kalyko, Blakjak, Calikut Jac, Dread Lock Jack, an old favorite from former days... or simply ~J
My name is NOT Earl...Trust me.
I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly! It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...
kill the image of ordinary honest upright proper likeable real. they're lies, every one of em.
err (urr) intr. v. erred, erring, errs 1. To make a mistake or an error. 2. To violate the accepted moral standards in a society; to sin. 3. Archaic. To stray.
I'm random.
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never assume the obvious...be very prepared for it...
Dependence and Convention are not really my style. Call it individualistic. Voluntarily simplistic. Empathetic to a point of apathy (or is it the other way around). Lonely. Self-Assured. Hurt. Painless. Enlightened. Blind as a bat (but great imagination).... Well, I guess in most cases i'm just like you...
The greatest rock ballad of all time is The Stooges' Ann... Listen to it, if you can find it.
Cool isn't me, my friend. Cool is the A/C.
I stand against (1)shallow (2)racist (3)presumptuous (4)hateful (5)sexist (6)obediant or any other sort of ignorant or otherwise distastefully unallowing people. If you dont give a person one chance the way they are, I quite frankly think you deserve none. There, I said it.
I dont fit well with the popular crowd, not really my thing. I go through extensive measures to keep on the outside of things. Im an attention grabber, sometimes whether i like it or not, but I somehow find a way to be just strange enough to keep 'royalty' out of the way. If I'm gonna be on the "IN" its gonna be by my own terms. Selling out is a very broad term to me, I usually wont follow through with anything entirely unless Im confident its where I want to go.
You Are Rum
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
My greatest goal in life is to come off as ABSURD in every way, and still manage to seem like a down to earth guy that everyone can like. It's ambitious, I know...

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My Interests

My Black Capricorn Rock Shockers (Born Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)

Bowie

Manson

Elvis

Rob Zombie

Frank Zappa (almost)

Zack de la Rocha

Janis Joplin

Lemmy Kilmister

Two Heads

I am 79% Tortured Artist.

"My life is a work of Art, and I live and create it!"
.. Angst, and bitter resentment drive me to create works that not a single idiot will ever come close to grasping. Ah, the raw and unforgiving statements that bleed from my soul are so misunderstood... Take the
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dAdA, ART, expression, RENEGADES, loud music, GUITAR SOLOS, stooges, ROCK N ROLL, blues, classic psychedelic hard rock, PIRACY, gypsies, gypsys, gipsys...

Sun Sign: Capricorn
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Freedom for D.I.Y. girls. Freedom not suicide.

I'd like to meet:

dillan lauren.like any old scallywag

Music:

nothing on the radio /

Movies:

moving pictures fascinate me

Television:

for the Dead

Books:

Story of O

Heroes:

my heroes are black panthers and dead indians

My Blog

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I started a minor movement...Buy merch from TragicTruth Revelations at www.zazzle.com/tragictruth [Copy this widget to your profile] [Create your own merch booth]...
Posted by Siamese De ja Voo on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:42:00 PST

if you ever wondered what i think...

create & buy custom products at Zazzle then look ~J...
Posted by Siamese De ja Voo on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:01:00 PST

Critique of Rock Musical Taste in Dayton Ohio, in the form of XFest preview review.

my mock up of xfest...sincerity is rare and goldgotta give the other side... balance and allmy apologies in advance to anyone who listens to the radio..willingly...three days grace- yeah they did have...
Posted by Siamese De ja Voo on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:06:00 PST

guitar hero 80s can suckit

you heard me.im not a glam metal fanatic honestly.. it sounds like pop on cocaine to me. actually thats most likely what it was...i prefer the acid and marijuana era.and rum.(or mainly the rum)but tha...
Posted by Siamese De ja Voo on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:28:00 PST

6/6/(0)7

life is too fast, life is too short. the things within it are even shorter.
Posted by Siamese De ja Voo on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:30:00 PST

I'm not the lucky one

dear family. (that means you) i'm rarely the most telling or explaining one on a forum such as this when it comes to, real life problems, real ordeals, real issues in life, all the et cetera's. i unde...
Posted by Siamese De ja Voo on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

Mutual Sympathy is dead...

haa.... well serves em right...treat their people like dogs....well their people as in, me... :S
Posted by Siamese De ja Voo on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:09:00 PST

Ohh Girl...... Girl..Girl........

the feeling. what a predicament. what an echo of insecure regret. what an age of uncertainty. what a day of rain. does one drown or swim. if they're chained to the bottom of the sea. anchors fate. ...
Posted by Siamese De ja Voo on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 06:49:00 PST

Deeply Flattered... But My First and Only Love Is the Sea.

heartbreaker.
Posted by Siamese De ja Voo on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 05:30:00 PST

Tortuga Calling...

Well in a day and a half I my friends will be setting sail on the open sky to the modern day Tortuga.. Los Angeles! Pray the skies will keep me well and hold me dearly to my destination...the iron bir...
Posted by Siamese De ja Voo on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:51:00 PST