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So here is my Myspace or something or nothing. Not exactly sure what you're meant to say in this box.
"About me?"
Well, I'm about yay high, currently in Liverpool "studying" Aerospace Engineering, and that's right you stinking medics, I'm an Engineer, and just for the record, engineers are the most intelligent people in the whole world ever, I’ve seen it on TV.
I didn't study A levels , and this confuses most people. I did the International Baccalaureate, (IB), and I'm tired of explaining to people what I had to do in it, and watching their face contort in pain. Basically I did at least twice as much work as A level students, get twice as many UCAS points, but it doesn't help me at all, it just makes me look strange and quirky when I fill in application forms for stuff.
I generally think a lot more than I talk , Which will come as a surprise to most people. But the fact of the matter is that my mind is a minefield of confusing and useless information, and my thoughts on things. That's why I'm studying engineering. If you have any doubts on this, ask Mel about my rants .. drying, or ask me about how much sense timesing something by "dx" makes.
On my desk I have a desk tidy, a laptop, and a kettle which I'm not allowed there, but I put there anyway because I'm a huge rebel.
I spend some of my time in my cesspool of a room when I'm not in my lectures/labs which last around 30 hours a week, and most evenings you will find me out and about in Liverpool drinking copiously until I do silly things like drink even more.
Also I resent the fact that people feel they should give me "useful advice," such as "don't drink too much," "Become a Jehovah's witness," "Eat more vegetables," "Never force a knife," "Never drop pins on the floor," "Sticking a metal fork into a fly zapper is a bad idea." I'll do whatever the hell I like damn you, and learn the hard way.
Other things about me?
I drink too much, yet sometimes not enough. I often feel loved, but equally as often feel I'm not loved at all. I have really thick hair, which I think is a problem, but no-one else thinks this. I enjoy eating bacon on toast in the mornings, but rarely have the time, bacon or effort to make it. I haven't drunk a cup of coffee for about a week and it feels strange. I aspire to become ruler of the world. I love people way too quickly and easily, becoming attached.
I have a lovely girlfriend and I like this. She is a pretty lady who has dark hair and nice eyes. She also tells me off for things, like drinking too much, not wearing a coat and staying up too late. She also has very small feet.
I'm not really sure where I live, I've lived many places, including Manchester, Sheffield, South Wales, South Cheshire, Peterborough, Grimsby, Liverpool and Surrey. I've been to 14 schools, which makes me socially quite active and I'm never shy, even if I look silly, which is increasingly often.
Certain simple things make me happy, such as having no spots, feeling full, when something is coloured instead of being black and white, when I have clean clothes to wear, when I have enough money in my pocket and when I play guitar and I think it sounds good, which isn't too often.
I like all kinds of weather, it brings back memories, and memories are important to me, as my life changes so frequently. Whether it's cold and I'm walking somewhere, hot and I was biking somewhere, or raining and it being my first day back to school in September. The smell of oil and petrol. My cat and younger brother.
Equally, certain things make me sad, such as when my computer freezes, when I want something to work/happen now, but it doesn't. I don't like it when I use glue and it gets everywhere and sticks things you don't want it to stick to. Ice. When something breaks and I can't fix it. The toaster/kettle/grill takes too long in the mornings. My pen leaks. My clothes look creased. Badly designed products. Being told to do something and not seeing the point in it. Not being able to do something, like tying my shoes when drunk. I don't like crowds of people or supermarkets. I don't like it when people stop in front of you in the middle of the street or shopping centre, so you bump into them; equally as much I dislike people who do the same thing in front of doors. When you go onto someone's myspace and really loud music comes blaring out, or dance music which I just do not appreciate, hence I have put something soft and acoustic here so as not to shock people. Neither do I like chavs or people who fart a lot.
I have a distinct weakness for pretty girls with dark hair
who smile at me and have nice eyes. This can sometimes be an issue, but I tend to try and pretend it's never a problem. This usually doesn't work, and I tend to do something silly such as trip over or, once, electrocute myself by sticking a fork in a fly zapper.
I also recently got this here thing, le facebook.
Check it yo. If you do not get facebook, you are gheyy...
Also, I'm pretty right wing. If you ever meet me and start going on about how you love trees and peace and everyone should live a happy life under the rainbow, I will take advantage of everything to piss you off. Vegetarians, for every animal you don't eat, I WILL eat three, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Hope you feel the same, if you don't, I will burn you; well, maybe.
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