Just the normal stuff, my pet penguins, the banana trees in the backyard, speaking in Ye olde English, and finally avoiding the ninja nuns pursueing me after burning some guy named Jesus (Hay-Zeus) at the stake.
My dinner, I'm hungry.
Green Day, Gorrilaz, Led Zeppelin, Avenged Sevenfold, AC (lightning Bolt) DC, Queen, Velvet Revolver.
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Monty Python and the Holy Grail,Star Wars, AnchorMan, Girls Gone Wild (Nice), V for Vendetta, and Inside Man.
Simpsons, Family Guy, Blue Collar TV, American dad, South Park, Comedy Central Presents, etc
War of the Worlds, Moby Dick (good for edumacation), The Invisible Man, The Raven, The Tell-Tale Heart, and basically any of Poe's work.
Me, Myself, and sometimes Billy Bob Joe.. Bob Joe Billy Bob Billy Joe Bob