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Holly!

raised by monkeys....

About Me

My life is not 15 year old girl poetry--I'm hangover chic. I like pedicures and make up and shopping. I like body odor and messy hair and loud music. I like drinking and dancing and pushing people down and jumping on them cause I love them so much. I probably miss you right now.

My Interests

sharpie mustaches, missing my friends, pee races, making human beings, conspiracy theories, haunted houses, people that have moxie, sing a longs, car ride karaoke, the illinois river, swimming, the OFFICIAL DRINK OF SUMMER 2006, booty dancing, the OFFICIAL DRINK OF FALL 2006 (though I haven't invented it yet), permanent jokes (ie dumb tattoos).

I'd like to meet:

my arch-nemesis. my celebrity crushes Ludacris and that caveman from the geico commercials("it's like your hobo boyfriend finally won the lottery")---and people who understand how endearing it is that I'm THIS awkward....

Music:

barking gizzard, fleshies, feldmans, damn yankees, lita ford, the four eyes, cheap trick, drunken boat, screeching weasel, dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince, alice cooper, tulsa, honky horn and badmouth, gonzo, add/c, shotwell, louis fine are all I listen to lately...well, that and grandaddy

Movies:

Alright...I used to say that I didn't like movies and that's not true. I do...

Television:

I LOVE NEW YORK has finally filled the canyon left in my heart after Flavor of Love 2 ended with Flav and Delicious embarking on their journey through life together...I started watching shows like this in an ironic way to prove to myself how much better than the rest of the world I am. I kept watching shows like this cause I'm a mindless drone who has free cable.

Books:

Diary of a Spider.

Heroes:

evan williams