Hi. I'm brian. Im 23, unemployed, and i have a gambling problem. I can't seem to hold a normal job for more than a week.. Everything i have in my life is either borrowed or stolen. I don't get along with most people, and i absolutely will not help you out when you get into tough times. Pretty much, if i see you as someone who can't help me for my own personal gain, i won't even talk to you. I despise poetry, and i just flat out, hands down, hate your family and friends. When i get too close to people in the supermarket, i usually end up muttering some curse words within ear shot, having your kids with you won't stop me, it'll just enocurage me to be a prick to you. I think it's funny that i have the power to change people's emotions with a few choice words or actions. Bottom line, i'm not really a nice person. I will steal your money if you leave it out.. I will also take your drivers liscense and make sure you end up with a warrant for sexual deviancey, and abating arrest. I'll go to your family reunion and shout racist words at the suspiciously dark members of your family. When you invite me over to your "new" house the first words out of my mouth will be how awful it looks, and how you suck for not being able to afford the finer things in life. I'll fuck your mother while eating your dinner, and then i'll beat your dog... or maybe i'll fuck your dog and beat up your mother? Better yet, i'll fuck your mother, while your dog eats your dinner, then i'll kick your dog.
Wow, now the real me. I'm 23, i work for animal control. It's pretty hard to make me mad, i like to take days off of work and sit around my house, smoking weed while sitting in my boxers. One day i hope to win the lottery and move somewhere where i can do this without having to worry about getting a DUI or arrested for public exposure. I am constantly seeking acceptance by my peers. so if you see this, send me a messege about how much i rock, i will appreciate your effort. Oh yeah and i like animals... i work with them and shit.. and this is my kick ass puppy
she is a purebred australian shepherd, and she fucking rocks your face into next tuesday. OYEA AND i'm a vegan.
HAHAHA! I DON'T RECYCLE!!
if i had a huffy you could ride the handlebars
