Ha! Serves the bastard right! |
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th weddinganniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.She said, "For bei...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:26:00 GMT |
THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2007 |
THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2007 SMART ASS ANSWER 6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:22:00 GMT |
The biggest day of my life..........April 15, 1989. |
There was absolutely nothing that could have prepared me for event in my life that took place on this day 18 years ago. At approx. 1:15 in the afternoon I gave birth to a beautiful healthy baby girl. ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:35:00 GMT |
A.A.A.D.D. (Funny!) |
THIS SHOULD BE A REAL DIAGNOSIS!!!Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.This is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:39:00 GMT |
Jokes!! Very funny!! |
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it embarrassing.There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insistsyou tel...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 14:46:00 GMT |
Too Funny!!! |
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.______________Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.______________What do you see when the Pillsbury Dou...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:11:00 GMT |
9 Things I Hate About Everyone |
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch&nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 13:17:00 GMT |
