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About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i wouldn't mind meeting...
a glampire. some kids who ride vespas and drink snooty coffee, and/or mods. people with good grammar. girls with tattoos. anyone who's kind. peace of mind.

dream.war.love.honor.crime.innocence.tradegy.
sunshine.friendship.death.passion.heroism.god.
suffering.joy.fate.destiny.treasure.star.skull.hunger.
murder.silence.mayhem.health.pain.space.breath.
sound.guilt.pride.time.

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Movies:

rebel without a cause. strange brew. trainspotting. fight club. gummo. lock stock and two smoking barrels. very bad things. the iron giant. donnie darko. napoleon dynamite. o' brother where art thou. brown bunny. pi. old skool sk8 videos, hella. endless summer (1 & 2). the hustler. ferris bueller's day off. casino. anchorman. dodgeball. raising arizona. the cell. kentucky fried movie. eternal sunshine on the spotless mind. kinsey. mean creek. elephant. drugstore cowboy. my own private idaho. ronin. the royal tenenbaums. the shining. memento. punch drunk love. lost in translation. ghostbusters. teen wolf. back to the future. office space. bourne identity and supremacy. vanilla sky. edward scissorhands. i heart huckabees. requiem for a dream. any old school horror flick (plus points if it's italian). sixteen candles. pretty in pink. hedwig and the angry inch. the breakfast club. the decline of western civilization (part 2). nightmare before christmas, the squid and the whale, you me and everyone we know. anything directed by the following: kevin smith; stanley kubrick; harmony korine; tim burton; spielberg (on occasion); john hughes; john waters; gus van sant. not in that order.

Television:

Books:

i like authors: sedaris, j.d. salinger, vonnegut and vonnegut jr., poe fo sho, chuck palahnuik, jack kerouac, allen ginsberg, w.whitman, neil cassady, fuckin hank bukowski, hawthorne, rollins, burroughs, chbosky.
i really like recommendations for books to read.

Heroes:

heroes.
david bazan.
ben folds.
rhett miller.
people with answers
people with talent

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My Blog

this city has sex with itself

top o' the idanha to ya!
Posted by andrew the square saltine on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:39:00 PST

solemn sundays

so, i have realized my boise pride running on high as of recent.the city of trees is a fine place to bei consumed some scotch and soda on my sunday and snapped some shutter in the backyard. mainly bec...
Posted by andrew the square saltine on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:59:00 PST

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yeah. right..
Posted by andrew the square saltine on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

boorish and bored

as of recently, there has been one letter i see binding books quite frequently blahblahblah b-b-b-bbbbbs biding time in boise stinging spelling bees bemoaning a blog that berates broads and bros beco...
Posted by andrew the square saltine on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST

i didn't get this way by practice

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Posted by andrew the square saltine on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 07:19:00 PST

the streets of where i'm from are paved with hearts instead of gold

greetings dear friends, acquaintances, and internet predators.thank you for stopping by."gosh idaho is ug-lee."-this is a short photo documentaryof a day in the apiary with my rock...
Posted by andrew the square saltine on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:00:00 PST

extending the invitation, your favor

to any of you whom have read/are reading vonnegut's slaughterhouse five. what does it all mean? why does this book make me feel unstuck and completely mobile in chronological time? also, is it suppose...
Posted by andrew the square saltine on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:26:00 PST

a bitter taste in my mouth...

so, at the moment i'm presented with a serious controversy. there's a girl passed out in my bed, who is bleeding profusely from the nose having just fallen off a chair on her birthday, which happened ...
Posted by andrew the square saltine on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:06:00 PST

longest survey ever=my entire boring life in a blog

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?yes, but never arrested! eff tha man.2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?hah... no. but i do curse very loudly, usually to the annoyance of the othe...
Posted by andrew the square saltine on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:48:00 PST

reincarnating the donner party

i'm going to california tomorrow. i will be accompanying one old man in one little truck as we try to drive over snow covered summits (donner summit) that have been sending semis to their deaths. if i...
Posted by andrew the square saltine on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:58:00 PST