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The Crafty Bastards

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Member Since: 29/03/2005
Band Website: www.sonicbids.com/thecraftybastards
Band Members:

Jeffro
Vocals, Rhythm Guitar

Levo/X
Vocals, Lead Guitar


Muffin
Drums


H COCK
Bass Guitar

Influences: GWAR
Fir on on the Mountain!
Sounds Like: Rocktitude, bitches.
Record with Firefly Audio ! We did!

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Record Label: none

My Blog

That's the point.

That's the PointCrafty Bastards smell like shit, To this point we must admit,Drinking beer and smoking pot,Causes rancid anal rot.That's the point.Crafty bastards shitting blood,In the field chewing c...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:55:00 GMT

LIVE tonight via Internet!!!

Hey, if you aren't in Bellingham tonight, go to the link below and check out our LIVE stream at 9:00 PM Pacific time.  (www) (dot) stickam (dot) com/quarterbackpub
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 10:42:00 GMT

Los Bastardos

Bastards unite! Change is in the air. . . DO YOU HEAR THE CRIES OF THE EAGLE?! Do you? Can you see?!!??!? IT'S COMING! it's coming. . . los Bastardos. . .VAMOS!!
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:23:00 GMT

New Album Review!

What's Up Magazine. Bellingham, WA September 2008Reviewed by Boris BuddThe Crafty Bastards, Can't Understand Normal Thinking, Self Released, myspace.com/thecraftybastardsAfter my first listen to The...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 01:35:00 GMT

Twin Falls.....You about to be famous!!!!

Ok, well there is no certainty that we will indeed make you famous. You have, after all, had the privilege of a white trash biker with a dream, attempt to jump your canyon! That certainly put you on...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:06:00 GMT

Traffic, gas prices, and sweat.....all in the name of free shows!

So we played the High Dive in Fremont last night, completing a full circle of gigs we have performed in Seattle over the last 2 years.  The High Dive was our first ever Seattle gig, and our most ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:22:00 GMT

bremerton

So, last night we played a gig in Bremerton at ye olde Mannette Saloon.  And I must say, we brought the mutha fuckin' rocktitude.  We whipped out our collective rock cock and pimp slapped th...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:36:00 GMT

Chaos at the Buf.

Last Friday's gig at the Wild Buffalo was poised to be the most relaxed gig in quite a while.  Though three members of the Bastards live in B'ham, we have relatively few gigs here, and having one...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:24:00 GMT

The most insightful, intelligent conversation youll hear this hour.

Many of you wonder what we, the bastards and our friends, talk about.  It's probably the most intelligent, thoughtful, and insightful conversation you will ever hear.  We speak with a timele...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:40:00 GMT

Masters of our Domain

Hello there Crafty fans!!  Today was spent the mastering studio doing, well, mastering.  Many of you are probably asking yourself, "Could Chuck Norris create a rock so big that even HE could...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:28:00 GMT