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Neil Rubenstein

You probably wouldn't guess by looking at me, but I was interrogated by the FBI this afternoon.

About Me

I do a mean french chicken impersonation.

My Interests

Text Messages. The New York Metropolitans. Blurking. Paper. Rock. Scissors.

I'd like to meet:

Oscar & Emmy. Betty Rizzo.

Music:

Man Lifting Banner. Elton John.

Movies:

Harold Crick. Olive Hoover. Kumar Patel. Walter Sobchak. Arcot Ramathorn. Peter Gibbons. Alice Otter. Skip Skipperton.

Television:

Stan Hooper. Jeff Murdock. Alison Kaiser.

Books:

Anything with the word Jesus in the title. Or Moist. I would read a book called Moist Jesus twice.

Heroes:

Seth Green. Tina Fey. Jimmy Kimmel.

My Blog

I Should Have Taken The Train.

It's tuesday, January 16th and it is time for my first stand up class. I am very excited and can't decide whether to take the train in or drive. My ipod is charged, but Diaz is in town, and I really w...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:07:00 PST

The Resolution Will Not Be Televised

Unless I get a talk show between now and they drop the ball, or bomb, the Resolution will NOT be televised. Those of you who read this here BLOG, will have the inside track on life with Neil Rubenstei...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:16:00 PST

Blogging Re: Blurking

Before we start, to blurk is to stalk someone via the internet or satellite. Just as a web log is a blog, web lurkers are blurkers.I am a blurker. In fact, this blog is about blurking. I wouldn't say ...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

glossary of terms

hey guys.. i know sometimes it seems hard to keep up with the changing times... but as an innovater of language, i feel the need to clarify some NuhGnisms for you guys.... here we go...Noodle: a noodl...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why I Hate American Football

I live on a corner, the corner between Reality and Fantasy. No, really, I live on a corner, directly across from a High School Football Field, and adjacent to a 6 lane highway. In an interesting turn ...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

Treatment For The Movie About Going To The Met Game

Snakes At The Game. Starring Sam Jackson as Pat McCarthy, and Dane Cook as himselfWritten by Neil RubensteinDirected by Pat SummerallTom Glavine is late getting around on a Brad Penny fastball and it ...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:34:00 PST

Vermont Lake Monsters

So, I can't really do this justice without showing it. I will try however.We went to Aberdeen, Maryland for labor day. It was fun, we went to see the Aberdeen Ironbirds play and defeat the Vermont Lak...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST

Rubenstein's Reviews: 2006 Video Music Awards

Video Music Awards. August 31, 2006.About three years ago, maybe more, I officially broke up with Rock Music. I didn't go over It's house to tell It. I didn't send It an email or a MySpace message, bu...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:52:00 PST

Rubenstein's Reviews: My Super Ex-Girlfriend

My Super Ex-Girlfriend: Nassau Mall July 25, 2006First off, Rich is on Long Island. His Momdukes is going to Florida for a few days and he is Dog/Cat sitting. So right away, I'm in a good mood.Secondl...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:59:00 PST

Rubenstein's Reviews: Great Adventure

Six Flags Great Adventure: July 16 & 17, 2006Since moving to Florida almost 2 years ago, Kathleen's little sister, Ellen, summers on Long Island. So whilst here, we decided to take her to Great Advent...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:37:00 PST