william thomas

i need to practice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5OxEzxuSg
Posted by william thomas on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST

this is mighty inconvenient

so last night my phone decided, of her very own accord, to stop working, (much to my chagrin). so i said "what the ef?" and proceeded to mash a bunch of buttons.  when i stopped pressing the spea...
Posted by william thomas on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:18:00 PST

watching porn with mom and dad

ok its not really porn, but i convinced my folks to watch "orgazmo", which is a movie about pornography, this evening.  i remembered it being funny and thought it was be interesting to get their ...
Posted by william thomas on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:10:00 PST

i might be freaking out

i don't know why but i'm either bored or stressed.  and sometimes they come minutes apart.  today i poured cereal on a plate.  i had a few other things on my mind.  like my license...
Posted by william thomas on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:05:00 PST

i always spill water onmyself when i drink

i dont know why, but i get really lazy when i drink water.  and then i tend to spill some on myself.  i dont really get it but i guess i get bored? and i start drinking from the bottle all c...
Posted by william thomas on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:13:00 PST

my morning from hell....

well it started out great... had dinner with some old friends... then went to don hill's and saw some dude from the sapranos' band play (not lil' stevie from the e-street band).  that was ...inte...
Posted by william thomas on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:02:00 PST

bourbon chicken

so today i had to get passport photos taken.  many kind folks recomended i go to kinkos, so i did.  and as a bonus kinkos is near the mall so i decided to get fake mall chinese food.  b...
Posted by william thomas on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:13:00 PST

i just went bowling with my grandma

she won the first game, then i kicked the snot out of her for the second game.quite an exciting little saturday.throw in a little thunderstorms, then we're good to go.i'll be in norristown for a while...
Posted by william thomas on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:38:00 PST