KICKING DICKS

We made shitty band after shitty band till we came up with this. Stan met me(TaRd) while I was humping innocent pedestrians in the mall while making a seagull sounds... it was love at first sight. we added people and kicked them out... and Tom is just there... singing "Its one week since you looked at me..." and so on with that cracka shit. he is a fruit... BIG FRUIT!!! with that cracka shit... and Brendas there... with cracka shit... we’re ballin suck it. We started as the two seperate bands The imfamous Lyfe Suxs Deal (Yeah its LSD) which was the love child of Tard and Brendon. They accomplished some song writing but never made it to any recordings. Stan was in the punk/comedy band The Burr Clan which also with its limited reasources and terrible riffs died before there was any real recordings. Stan soon got sick of pursuing music with slackers and half asses. Stan was introduced to Tard and Brendon by his girlfriend and they quickly became friends. Soon stan was a member of LSD moving between instruments (no one really had a perminant instrument since we were all so bad) The band banged out tunes till it fell apart with realization that we just weren’t ready to play as a group yet. Our friendships prevailed and lasted until new bands sprung up. Near Sight an overly controlling butt rock band was a monster quickly created when Stan and Tom took up forces with a guitarist who had been their friend on and off through highschool. Soon there was no room to breath in the band. All the music took one direction and the guitarist decided he would begin tellin the other members how to play their instruments. Around this time something very crucial to the creation of Kicking Dicks. Stans sister got pregnant and found herself married to one of Maines formost hardcore metal vocalist. Josh Patrie. When the guiys met Josh they quickly re adopted Tard as the new lead guitarist and made Josh lead vocals. Once again the name changed. We were the Brotherhood. Not only were we introduced to Josh but also to the fact that he was over 21. The alcoholism and music comenced in full force, until josh moved across the state in 2007 making it impossible to practice. We moved on bringing Brendon back as our Bassist and forming the longest standing version of Kicking Dicks there has been and with out a doubt the best. We’ve rocked out for a solid year and now are ready to attack maine with straight up punk tunes.