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About Me

Well, for a few years, I've been what some call "notorious" on 46506.com. But now I'm broadening my horizens and spreading Beardmania to the entire world!(AHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*).LIKES: underwear,Mrs. Buttersworth,hubcaps,pulling birds' feathers off,The "I Am Iron Man" song,arranging shopping carts,pushing polar bears off snow cliffs,and watching re-runs of Doogie Houser.DISLIKES: pants,Uncle Ben,watching the band Ween jump on trampoWeens,broken fans,ripped pillows,school buses,X-tina Aguilera,not pushing polar bears off snow cliffs,and watching re-runs of kids pooping in my front yard.
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Shazam, the Man
You ride around in a Huffy Sun Catcher (Ride that bicycle, fool)
Yo gang The Bukkake 7
Yo shoes be Red and white Nike Dunk-Lows
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 1,737
How much money you got? $1.30721749626706e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 80%
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My Interests

Pokemon, Micro machines, pong, cheerios, harmonica, scratching Boston records, hip hop, ludacris, ketchup, catsup, ludacris(as a word), fishing, chinese checkers, bubble wrap, counterfeiting money, stamps, tv guide, and combing my ass

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, so she can bake me some of her secret recipe cookies and tell her that they're delicious and then create an entire blog on how they really suck behind her back! Stupid bitch!

Movies:

I'm making this half claymation/half real movie about my daily visits to the local deli, where I get kidnapped and I'm left stranded by a rope around my feet dangling upside down from a water tower. very suspenseful, but I'm in a bit of a brain-jam. Does anyone have any ideas of how my character could go about the rest of the movie from that point?! My kidnappers are a group of 11 ninjas driving around in a black van, and whenever I rub my right gonad, it gives me distorted telepathy

BEARDMANIA