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Jaco

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About Me

FukK Game..ImmAh Spit tha TruTh.*Trina~meets~ElleWoods*.. .. .. .. .. .. .. Bomb Ass Freak, Yo ~ Aspiring Black Chick In Rap Videos. a picture is worth 1,000 words.. but what do I get for my name? Atlanta Jones* future stripper... ..Yeah, so I asked my friend another question- "Why do I always get these nasty looks from EVERYONE", and he was like "Uhm,you're fat. " ps. My Sugar Diet doesnt work, fat wont cancel fat. Who knew? I like to: Wake up every morning, and smile... then figure out why I have sooooo many parking tickets. Oh, and call Campbell EVERY hour, ON THE hour. President of the Really Really Naturally Good Looking People Association, as well as a member of the Paris Hilton Fake ID Club* chill in VIP with my *6 BLONDES*, dance on bars @ clubs, get banned from clubs (not as like a hobby, it just tends to happen far too often), workin' my corner of the block, Always working on my tan (oNe day I'll have Louis Vuitton skin!). blaiming it on "The Axe Effect", I do it all for the *shock factor*. Sitting in the corner bitching about EVERYTHING, but with a smile.(my negative attitude is just pent up sexual frustration) I am enrolled in school, weather or not I actually attend or not is another issue. GOSH DARN! Bobby Trendy, why are you so luxurious? VIOLATERS WILL BE TOWED*UP*~ my new album drops in stores when my ass learns how to sing.. Magazine Covers, and the occasional Home Movie (Nothing too tasteful! People might think I'm not a slut.) Everything I've ever needed to know in life, I've learned from Lil' Kims first CD. *whatever... im so not like your peoples. i wear suits, don't smoke, and have never snapped my fingers and said "sistaaahhh"*~Dave.. From the gay strip club, to the ghetto str8 club, as long as I have a glass in one hand (vOdka) and a cigarette in the other IT'S ALLLL GOOD.

My Interests

Uhm. I am like totally interested in, um... Like what I'm going to wear the next day. And, where the fukk I left my underwear last night. gurls, gurls, gurls. *fellas scream it out* Oh yeah! and the environment!

I'd like to meet:

Any one who will ride in DuPont Circle, with the top down, blasting 36 Mafia, and not be embarassed when EVERYONE is looking at us. I'm a hardcore homo, well, not really. I do have pretty hair though. OH! and anyone who loves pilates. Gangsta Rappers, with 26'' on thay drop tops. Sprewells are my FAV! I'll munish you in a drinking contest.. Puh*LeeZe be very stupid, with absolutly nothing to say. Make sure your weave is tight and your braids stay did.blOnds of all nationalities. i dont drink hater-ade

Music:

FIRST and FORMOST Lil'Kim... MissE because she totally understands the Importance of being "big boneded". HILARY DUFF! Trina= da badddest biitch. 36 MAFIA. But I am like sooo way gang*star then them, or something. Jay Z, Luda, BIGGIE!

Movies:

PRETTY WOMAN. The Rules of Attraction. Psycho Beach Party.Intercourse With The Vampire. Forrest Hump. Pocahotass. TheWholeNineInches. TheSexorcist. Bang Hur. VarsityBlows. Rambone . Snow White and the Seven Sailors

Television:

The OC! All of those make over shows, I cry on like EVERYSINGLE one! Will and Grace, The Real World (ugh, i be hatin on them though)

Books:

*The Coldest Winter Ever* Sista Soulja *4 Blondes*. True Virgin, those damned Gossip Girl series books. I be getting my read on for real.

Heroes:

My mom