Holidays are a time for giving |
Have you ever read a written copy of pop song or rap lyrics? They're generally totally absurd. It's a mixture of weird and slightly sad that someone wrote these down, read them over, and s... Posted by Heather on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:10:00 PST |
salad |
Why the field greens? It's a heap of leaves. Am I a deer? People go to such lengths to eat these overpriced, flimsy, flaccid, bitter, generally disagreeable piles of greens, often d... Posted by Heather on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:40:00 PST |
Mrs. Keenan's Spicy Nuts |
Mrs. Keenan's Spiced NutsNote: the little t = teaspoon, and the big T = Tablespoon.1/4 c. water3/4 c. white sugar1 1/2 c. walnuts (or pecans if you're that sort)2 t. cinnamon2 t. ginger powder1 ... Posted by Heather on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:56:00 PST |
A sad commentary on the state of affairs in the world of women's shoes |
Did you see the American Kennel Club dog show?? What's with the ugly shoes? Can't these women find some flats that aren't orthopedic looking? Do they realize their feet are on TV?&nb... Posted by Heather on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST |
math class: my cross to bear |
Six units. Finite math, it's called. I insisted I'd taken equivalent courses; Skeletoria, my evil advisor, informed me in her creepy, little-girl voice that I would not graduate without it... Posted by Heather on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:23:00 PST |
holy crap, DSL! |
I'm back on the MySpace! I just got DSL finally, after months, nay, years of dial-up oppression. Sure, when I got a 14.4 modem and threw out the 2400-baud box, I thought I was cutting edge... Posted by Heather on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:45:00 PST |
ironing, why I can't remember my phone number |
Ironing: what is it about my shirts that makes it impossible to iron them properly? If they're not struggling to hurl themselves off of the ironing board altogether, they're secretly bunch... Posted by Heather on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST |
Week one at new job |
Week one:
Walked one block in heels. Not recommended.
Found that "Paradise Cafe" is not, in fact, a cafe, but the inexplicable euphamism for the IT department. Disappointing.
Met my first ... Posted by Heather on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:30:00 PST |
First Day of Work |
Day 1: Found bathroom. Learned to use fancy coffee machne with the little individual packets that make one cup at a time (was explained by the Director of HR, my boss, and was the only tim... Posted by Heather on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:41:00 PST |
More wisdom from the media |
I just noticed that one of the headlines scrolling across the top of my desktop says, "Fast food eaters underestimate calories."
Can someone please define "news" if this is what they've come up with?
... Posted by Heather on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:43:00 PST |