*Lauren* - ProfilesArchive

I go to school, watch little kids, work at the mall, and that's about it. I'm trying to be more positive which I haven't been for about the last 6 months. I drink Coke and shop at Victoria's Secret and Guess like they're going out of style. I love the Mariners first and Seahawks second. My family has had Hawks season tickets and has for a long time. I like baseball better because it's warmer out and you can see the players faces better. I hate everyone who has jumped on the Seahawks bandwagon and act like they've always liked them. Those are the same assholes you see throwing off their Deion Branch jerseys just because he dropped the ball. You try catching a football in the pouring down rain. Fair weather fans are the worst kind of people there are, probably just as bad as terrorists. I love gymnastics, and sometimes I think about coaching it again. But I probably won't. I'm really sensitive, people should really know that. If you've ever said something mean to me I'll forgive you but probably never forget it. And it might make me cry when I'm by myself. I'm a baby like that, but it's my Grandma Brown's fault.I don't like white guys but am thinking that I should give them a chance since I don't seem to have good luck with other races. Ha. It's not my fault that men with brown skin are so much better looking. And are cooler and have the potential to produce much cuter babies with me. Somehow I always end up with stoners and I don't know how that happens. Because I really hate smoking. When I drink I usually drink too much because I don't know how to turn down a drink, and then I always get sick. That's okay though, because one day I will be married and have kids and drinking and dancing like an imbasol won't be a choice of mine anymore. I think I'm going to move to a foreign country when I graduate and teach English. Probably Spain. Because I'm the only one who missed the getting married bandwagon and I'm afraid life in little old Puyallup won't cut it for me anymore. Well it will one day, but not right now. I want to go to Greece with a really hot guy one day. I am really nice to people. So nice that I am beginning to think it scares people. I'm gonna be a really good teacher, it's the only thing I think I'm really good at. Even though I'm not like any of the hippies in my English classes. I'll never ever get over the OC being canceled. One day I'm gonna open up a swanky shop that serves cupcakes by day and champagne by night. It will be the coolest place to be, and there will be a disco ball. Hope that makes me some money, seeing as how I need some new boobs. I'm kidding. Or am I???

I'd like to meet:

A new bad boy from Chino. And a Sugar Daddy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lauren
Birthday: el 11 de octubre, 1983
Birthplace: Huntington Beach Cali
Current Location: Hawaii
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: dark brown right now ... as dark as a mexican's ... just dyed it last night
Height: almost 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Cherokee and a mixed plate of white people
The Shoes You Wore Today: silver hoppers from Guess ... they are pretty nasty and worn out. Oh well!
Your Weakness: bikinis, my VS credit card, cute milk chocolate boys, champagne, hot pants
Your Fears: the OC getting canceled ... wait ... too late ... sorry, I can't write serious stuff on this for everyone to see.
Your Perfect Pizza: oh baby oh baby pep from round table! it's orgasmic.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go to Australia in December ... just keep me away from the mall ....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't
Thoughts First Waking Up: I try to think of a good excuse to get out of whatever it is I have to do ... I hate the mornings. Either that or I'm getting pissy because I can hear the GD leaf blower!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My feet
Your Bedtime: Whenever I want.
Your Most Missed Memory: Gymnastics, a lot of good friends from home. Family vacations :(
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Obviously. I only drink Pepsi if it's Wild Cherry. Reg Pepsi is NASTY.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yum, both. Maybe BK though. I love it!
Single or Group Dates: Single. It's easier to get em to put out.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ew. I hate both. More than I hate Pepsi.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. I hate anything vanilla. Especially vanilla flavored boys. Ew.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Americano. But I try not to buy from the Evil Empire ... for more reasons than one ....
Do you Smoke: This might come as a surprise, but no.
Do you Swear: Only a little. I keep my language pretty PG because I would hate to accidentally drop the F bomb when I'm with the wee ones ...
Do you Sing: Yeah, for fun.
Do you Shower Daily: I like showering better than sex. Just kidding. I'm not having sex until I'm married.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah. Waste of time but what can ya do? God owes me some amazingly handsome, sweet, generous rich man with milk chocolate skin ... oh baby ...
Do you want to go to College: I'm there right now ... and kind of almost done! Yeah! Finally!
Do you want to get Married: I do I do ... I will be the last one of my friends to get married. But I figure my parents are gonna need to save quite a bit for my extravagent wedding after all the money they've dumped into my college education. So it's okay if it's not soon.
Do you belive in yourself: I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only a few times but I really really didn't like it. Hope it never happens again.
Do you think you are Attractive: I try to think I am.
Are you a Health Freak: No, not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes I do, wish they got along with each other!
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as the power stays on, I like anything. Even earthquakes. I mean ESPECIALLY earthquakes.
Do you play an Instrument: The jazz flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Duh, it was just the New Year!
In the past month have you Smoked: No no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Sleeping pills. One time.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With my dad. He always pays and I always get steak. It's the best.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Of course.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I haven't had one in a long time.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah a bunch. I practically live in asia, ya know.
In the past month have you been on Stage: At karaoke Christmas party! I was the star of the show ... or so I think.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I get dumped about once a month. It's great being me.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I was in freezing cold WA. And it wasn't summer. If it was summer I'm sure I would have been all up in Lake Tapps!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah.
Ever been Beaten up: By my brothers. They don't hit me anymore.
Ever Shoplifted: On accident.
How do you want to Die: The same time as my husband.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Someone fabulous. But I already am ;)
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece with a hot guy .... of course that will be after I go on my excursion to Spain with Ashley ... it will be glorious
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark eyes
Favourite Hair Color: dark hair
Short or Long Hair: short please, just not military short. Then what would I pull?
Height: Taller than me ... actually a lot taller than me. I'm pretty short.
Weight: Not fat or skinny ...
Best Clothing Style: Cute, not retarted. Or boring. I really hate when guys wear t shirts all the time. Sorry.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5 million.
Number of CDs I own: None.
Number of Piercings: cuatro.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't know how many times, but definitely having compassion for certain people that have definitely not deserved, and also being so forgiving towards them. Because I guess if someone proves to you that they're an asshole one time, they really must be an asshole. They're just faking it when they're being nice. Most people are only nice because they want something. Trust me.

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Music:

Hate country, don't think there is anything more annoying in the world. Well, other than that stupid Lips of an Angel song. That song irritates the Hell out of me too. Why does anyone like it?? But I do love this .....taylor
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Movies:

Girly, funny, and cute movies. I saw Blood Diamond and think it is the scariest movie I've ever seen in my life. But it's really good and I recommend everyone to see it. It will scare the hell out of you and make you realize how lucky you are. And make you never want to step foot on the continent of Africa, unless you have huge balls. Which I don't.