manolito is in Venus driving a Mercury

I am a hyena, I am an owl, I am the wolf, I am the spider on the floor and the fly on the wall, I am five minutes ahead of myself in all directions at all times. I sold my soul for rock and roll about 8 months ago, I guess we will see what happens. I start the microwave at weird intervals of time like 2:07 and set my alarm clock for times like 6:42 and 7:04. I eat a TON of hot sauce and hate myself the next day. I am not easily impressed, I am political, I am silly, I am serious, I am very random at times, I am a patriot, I am cynical and sarcastic. I still climb trees, throw rocks, build sandcastles and check out the toy section in almost every store. I consider myself to be equal parts republican, democrat, socialist, and libertarian but I still think George W. Bush is a complete and total asshat and is ruining our country. I am not a racist, I am not a snob but you would still be offended by most of my jokes and call me a snob at some point in time. I like art, lot's of art. Mostly Robert Williams but then again almost anything with an erotic twist on it or a demented blurred line. I am a music nerd, kinda. I listen to stuff you have never heard of before, most of it you would really like. I think that the music business has become dry and flat and that Hollywood is a giant shit-stain on earth that only produces things to keep a market from changing. I pray to God but I don't go to church. I hate how people have turned the profile of God into some crazy ass vision to fit their fucked up ideals. I believe in peace through force however I would rather just shake your hand instead of having a prick waving contest though I am down to punch or be punched. I like to ride horses, camp, dress up on town, drink top-shelf drinks or kick back with PBR. I weild a straight sword like a madman, I can shoot an ant on a tree at a 1000 yards. Most of the time I am outside of the box but can quickly tape myself in the box if need be. I don't drink caffine or take western medicines. I am just a guy who wishes everyone the best, even you jackasses that get all your ideas from t.v. and magazines. Gimme loud pipes, skin, leather boots and good times. I can be your best friend or just another face you pass on the way to your funeral. Love is in the air people; lets get to making the sunshine .