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Justin

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The girl who played Newt in Aliens and Tiger Woods.

Music:

Pavement, The Replacements, Jo Jo.

Movies:

Bottle Rocket, Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn, You Can Count on Me, Aliens, Rushmore.

Television:

Project Runway, Deadwood, Deadwood Runway, The Wire, The Office (English and American versions), Cowboy Bebop, Edgemont, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Dexter, 30 Rock, Slings and Arrows, Trailer Park Boys, High Stakes Poker.

Books:

Anything Nancy Drew - especially her funny animal illustrations.

Heroes:

Milton Bradley, Kim Coates, Gargamel, Purple Pieman, Buildy Smith.

My Blog

Shoe Thief

Here's another blog I wrote for my friend's Web site, CHUD. It's about shoes being stolen from the outside of our house:Shoe ThiefI am thinking of installing a cheap surveilliance system out there, an...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:12:00 PST

Turtle Rescue

Here’s a blog entry I wrote for my friend’s Web site. It’s about a turtle who lives by my job:Turtle RescueI hope I meet up with him again someday....
Posted by Justin on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:07:00 PST

Ballad of the Ugly/Pretty Sofa

Just bought a new couch. Oh, you want to see a picture? Check it out: http://www.vcf.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay? storeId=10001&catalogId=10153&langId=-1&parentCa tegoryId=3...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:14:00 PST

Joke

What did the Fonzie-like rooster ask the really cute chicken?Hey, what are you doing fried egg night?:::bows
Posted by Justin on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

Banana Claws

On the way into work today, I dropped a banana. Had the yellow guy in my jacket pocket. Forgot about him as soon as I placed him in there at home. Drove to work, as usual. Parked, with style and verve...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST

FYI: No longer a Saltines fan.

I prefer Sal-Early Twenties.
Posted by Justin on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:44:00 PST

Where's the best place to buy a frisbee?

The disco.
Posted by Justin on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST

What's a sailor's favorite appetizer?

Ships and sailsa.
Posted by Justin on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:03:00 PST

Trees Giving Me High Fives

I don't know about you, but I've started trying to run for exercise. It's terrible and I'm sure I look like I've been infected with zombievirus as I try to make it uphill. And downhill, actually....
Posted by Justin on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 07:20:00 PST

McDonald's and Mars: Same place?

Both places are rumored to have once contained water. What I'm saying here is that McDonald's, man - even their toilets flush orange drink. They hate water in that place, I swear it. I'm pretty sure t...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:19:00 PST