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cynthesis

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About Me

i don't know what to type.....um, i like steak. i like driving late at night when noone is on the road. i love all my friends old and new. i like making up ludicrous stories about stuff that didn't really happen. Andrew knows what i'm talking about. i'm not really artsy fartsy, and i don't try to act it. i am always late. i am really dorky. i love my family. i don't have any kids. i MUST always eat my fries before my burger. A full tank of gas is always fly. I Love smell of a new box of crayons...and play-doh, takes me back. i like using the handicap restroom. its just more room. people don't ever write all the fucked up bad shit about them on here...i think i will one day. here's a sneak peak....i don't like sharing, and i will probably offend you at least once.any other questions? just ask...


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My Interests

infomercials, i love 'em...... and these guys...

I'd like to meet:

Edgar Cayce, Gilda Radner, the Native American guy from The Village People, and sacha boran cohen, and this guy....

Music:

kinda out dated; scholars and theives, telefon tel aviv, kings of convenience, sue jorge, lily allen, regina spektor, band of horses, bebe, bloc party, cage, felt, portishead, corinne bailey rae, francsico aguabella, Wilco, mos def, aesop rock, talib kweli, blackstar, radiohead, the fugees, glassjaw, carole king, head automatica, beastie boys, the sounds, the cure, depeche mode, old shakira, air, waylon jennings, bob dylan, gorillaz, the mars volta, sparta, at the drive in, the postal service, oedipus tex, violent femmes, stevie ray vaughan, bright eyes, the beatles, sade, nirvana, franz ferdinand, josh martinez, atmosphere, john legend, buena vista social club, nick drake, elliot smith, modest mouse, etta james, ray charles, mana, queen, rage against the machine, vicente fernadez, los tigres del norte, but wait theres more!

Movies:

Lost Angels, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, The Motorcycle Diaries, Frida, Waking Life, The Departed, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, etc....

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, i love larry david, he's a genius.

Books:

ones that make good pics in my head..

Heroes:

Chingo Bling, he'll change your life...

My Blog

cause i owed bobby.

and i don't know how to work the calendar funtion..... up and coming shows i'll be at.... i want to go to ACL sept 27, felt in lubbock, maybe. nov 3. girl talk, in austin for fun fun fun fest nov 13 a...
Posted by cynthesis on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:06:00 PST

I'm such a good sister.

i just gave my bros free tickets to see bad boy bill. he's only one of the best house dj's ever. i'd go to the show but i got work . its gonna be sponsored by camel cig's which means open bar, and pr...
Posted by cynthesis on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:05:00 PST

like fubu but for mexicans.

A Continuance to a Modest Proposal By Manuel Cardenas What is the solution to the age old American dilemma of immigration? Savages from Latin America, with the audacity to lay claims in the 'land' of...
Posted by cynthesis on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:55:00 PST

You could be next....

i'm working on this case study in my A&P II class kinda freaked me out...... As with any novel approach, extensive non-human, and then human testing is required. To test a therapeutic approac...
Posted by cynthesis on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

you know what i remembered?

you know what i remembered yesterday.....so i think it was the last day of school and i was either a sophomore or a  junior and i was getting ready to go. i had heard this rumor that a band was g...
Posted by cynthesis on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

We'll see how long this lasts but.....

i've decided to put an end to eating fried foods. that in turn means no more fast food.... i was talking with my mom and we were talking about health stuff and what not. HPV was one of them and the ot...
Posted by cynthesis on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:55:00 PST

and more mitch hedberg....

Mitch All Together I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk; she gave me her phone number. It's zero. I tried to call her from here, some other woman answered. I said, "You sound older!"...
Posted by cynthesis on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:03:00 PST

steven wright: bad ass one-liner comedian

A FEW WORDS FROM THE VISIONARY STEVEN WRIGHT: All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfrien...
Posted by cynthesis on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:57:00 PST

rational......

Your Personality IsRational (NT)You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!Intelligence is important to...
Posted by cynthesis on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:21:00 PST

i just had to post this even though its stolen...

Mitch Hedberg quotesRest in peace I tried walking into a Target, but I missed. I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for ME. I would imagine if you understood Morse...
Posted by cynthesis on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 02:22:00 PST