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SKAV

Eating quail is the equivalent of, eating chicken Mc.Nuggets with buckshot!

About Me

More than likely I've seen and lived through more than your life or Hollywood movies combined! That includes, but not limited too....Curbings, Gang violence, Your mom, Shootings, Pulling pieces on people, And getting pieces pulled on me, Fucking you and not fucking you, Taking knuckles into mosh pits, Self inflicted burns, Shooting people with nail guns, Torching derelict cars and such, Identifing bodies, The smell of grey matter, Burying friends and family before their time, Loss of dreams, Taking of dreams, Hearing every excuse for a break up, Being refered to as an insensitive bastard, Finishing your words and thoughts before you do, Catching you if you fall, Laughing at you when you royaly fuck up. And when you think you have me figured out. Guess again!!!!!
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
You Are 90% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? ..

My Interests

People watching(* Not a voyeur. Or a professional stalker!), Plaid, Shit-kickers, Braces( ie:suspenders.), Kilts, Victorian architecture, DIY, Coffee, Cigarettes( ie: coffin nails, cowboy killers!), Industrialism, Minimalist Industrialism, Abandoned places, Open spaces, Abstract art, Drawing and sketching(*ink, conte, charcoal, pens, pencils, etc etc), Fencing(*epee, saber.electrical.), Renovations and Demolition, Thrifting, Sarcasm, Dry humour, Amateur photography, Non-drama, Rabbits, Alone time, Scotch, Listening, Indie films, Supernatural, Spiritualism, Tattoos, The smell of fresh ink , Being yourself, Friends, PS2, Jokes, Whit and whim, Mr.Bleu.....

I'd like to meet:

People who can handle my ever changing mood swings!!!! Smart asses,Narcoleptics, Kleptos, Inked and pierced folk!, Witty and sarcastic individuals!!!!

Music:

Acid Horse, Acumen, Acumen Nation, And One, Armaghedon Dildoes, Art of Noise, Bauhaus, Bomb the Bass, Blue Man Group, Bi-God20, Brainbug,Bollock Bros., The Cars, Cause and Effect, Camouflage, Chemical Bros, Childman, Chrome, The Clash, Clay People, Consolidated, Contaigen, The Cult, Crystal Method, Cyan, Cyberaktif, Death in June, Delay, Delirium, Dink, EBN, ECO, Electronic, Erasure,The English Beat, The Fair Sex, The Fixx, Front 242, Frontline Asembly, Funker Vogt, The Future Sound of London, Genital-A-Tech, General Public, Gothmeister, Graven Images, Gravity Kills, Gridlock, Gruesome Twosome, Gwar, Hanzel und Grethyl, Hate Dept., Harajuku, Haujobb, Heavy Water Factory, Hocico, Howard Jones, Idiot Stare, Individual Totem, Information Society, Informatik, Interface, Intermix, Joy Division, Judson Leach, Kalte Farben, Kevorkian Death Cycle, KMFDM, The Killers, Killing Joke, KON KAN, Lab Animals, Lords of Acid, Machines of Loving Grace, MC 900ft Jesus, Meat Beat Manifesto, Micro Chip League, Microwaved, Mindless, Ministry, Miss Kitten and The Hacker, Moby,My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, NAP(Non Agression Pact), Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Neutronic, New Order, NIN, Nittzer Ebb, Numb, OMD, Oingo Boingo, Orbital, Pain Station, Pankow, Pansy Division, Peace Love and Pitbulls, Penal Colony,The Police, Pop Will Eat Itself, Prick, The Prodigy, PROTECH, Pshycopomps, Pure, Pygmy Children, Rancid, Razed in Black, Renegade Soundwave, Revolting Cocks, Schnitt Achtt, Severed Heads, Sex Gang Children, Single Gun Theory, Skinny Puppy, Skrew, SMP, Society Burning, Steril, Sting, Suicide Commandos, Swamp Terrorists, Terminal Sect, Test Dept, Thomas Dolby,Tones on Tails, Velvet Acid Christ, Vitamin DDT, Void Construct, 16 Volt, Warsaw, Whale, White Town, White Zombie, Wolfsheim

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Movies:

Waiting, 11:14, Naked Lunch, PI, Cube/Hyper Cube, The Notebook, City of Lost Children, Buckaroo Banzai, 1942, Aliens trilogy, Spaghetti Westerns, Stalag 13, 12 Angry Men, The Caine Mutiny(b&w version), Das Boot, Les Visteurs, 40 year old Virgin, Lake Placid(great one liners!), Bladerunner, Flesh & Blood, Dead Presidents, Resevoir Dogs, The Goonies, Weird Science, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Kung Fu Hustle, My Science project, JFK, Deliverence, High Plains Drifter, Ronin, Dead Pool, Deuce Bigaloo 1&2, Dark City, Delicatesen, So I married an axe murder, Hook, Kelly's heros, Sneakers, Orgasmo, Jackie Brown, Alamo, Saving private ryan, Basketcase, The wolfen, An American werefolf in London, Mad Max(all), Domino......

Television:

Coupling, History channel, Carnivale , Deadwood, News(BBC only.) , 6 Ft Under, Quantum Leap, Mr.Show, Brisco County Jr., Kids in the Hall, Millenium, X-Files, The Young Ones, Miami Ink, Da Ali G Show, Dirty Jobs, And whatever floats my boat!

Books:

Edgar Allen Poe, American Sleeping Beauty: Death and berevement in the United States 1850-1930 , H.P. Lovecraft , Choke, Diary , Survivor , Lullaby, Fight Club(Anything by Chuck Palahniuk!), Geek Love , Touching from a Distance: Ian Curtis and Joy Division , Anarchists Cookbook , Anything to do with morbid subject matter, History Books, Fredrich Nietzsche, Ray Bradbury, Upton Sinclair.

Heroes:

Ian Curtis........Heros are those, who do/acheive something beyond the call of duty. Sports stars are not considered heros! If you got paid an ex amount of money to sit and warm a bench, complain about how 12 mill a season wasn't enough, or your endorsements aren't paying the bills! Maybe you should choose a working class profession, and struggle with the other 3/4's of the world!!!..

My Blog

Ideas......

Things that should be on Pay per view.... 1)Narcoleptic 100 meter swimming. 2)Public executions. 3)Tourettes boxing. 4)Urinal mint tossing(for distance). 5)Drunken pissing in the corner of a barrel co...
Posted by SKAV on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:19:00 PST

Meh.............

Mondays suck in general. If you had your choice of watching all 4 Jaws movies, and becoming a brain stem and spinal column from sitting thru those flicks. Or dealing with Monday. I'd choose the latter...
Posted by SKAV on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:28:00 PST

Day 12.....

Today is day 12 of straight working without a day off! More then likely I'll depressurize via sleeping, scalding hot showers(fetal position), coffee and smokes. Knowing me, I'll egt sidetracked with s...
Posted by SKAV on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:34:00 PST

Thought of the moment...

If I had a pet chicken. I'd name him Choke! Off to work........
Posted by SKAV on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:21:00 PST

Eh!!!!!

Can you say tired? Watching a 1 1/4" 50k- 120" x 60"  steel slab resting in your plasma torches tank, and burn parts for nearly seven hours, at a feed rate of 12(machine top speed is 400)&nb...
Posted by SKAV on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:31:00 PST

Blah blah, rant rant.........

Another misintended semi partial accident at work yesterday. While joyously chipping some slag off of a piece for a truck that I had burnt yesterday. The merry piece of slag lodged itself into my left...
Posted by SKAV on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:00:00 PST

Prices......

This past Wednesday gas was at $2.90 a gallon. Today it's at $3.19 a gallon. A huge "WTF" Almost makes me want to shell out the greenbacks for a friggin moped or scooter. Imagine the horror on the way...
Posted by SKAV on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:49:00 PST

Blizzard.......

This morning was a nice and quiet drive to work, a wee bit slippery and some blowing winds. Nothing to serious. By 8am(cst), the ice pellets started to pitter patter on the factorys roof that I work a...
Posted by SKAV on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:04:00 PST

Chilly.....

The first cup of coffee during the day is always the best. Especially when the current tempreture is -6. And with the wind a nippply -22. It's suppose to warm up to a quaint 15. Fucking Brrrrrrrr...
Posted by SKAV on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:05:00 PST

:(

Sitting here, being a Limewire whore. Twiddling my thumbs wondering if the skin tissue hey extracted from me yesterday, is cancerous or not! Waiting for shite like that is superly fucking annoying/ mi...
Posted by SKAV on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:19:00 PST