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Phoenix

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Fascinating Phoenix Facts:
I work in an office. I like almost any combination of potatoes and gravy. I listen to electronic music and hiphop (mostly). Everyone tells me I'm short even though I am the average height for an adult Canadian female: 5'4". I tend to move my hands around a lot especially when I am talking. I enjoy eating, seeing movies, gardening, dance parties, and every once in a while, other kinds of parties. Computers are my friends. I'm in love with one skinny tattooed nerd (highfives to being in love!). I drink a lot of juice. I eat meat. I also eat a lot of vegetables, and in fact, have decided to devote my life to farming them organically. My cat's name is Pixel and he's very special. I swear too much. I live in a basement with my dear boyfriend. Sometimes I can be a hater but I'm working on that. I've recently embarked upon an exciting journey of redemption and self-improvement! Isn't that wonderful?

Normally I am disdainful of the stupid shit people put on their pages to make them flashy, but I do love fortune cookies so here:
PS: don’t settle for anything less than universal respect for every living creature that has breath in its lungs and chest regardless of race, sex, preference, or whatever the fuck it says in ancient texts - Sage Francis/Jared Paul.

My Interests

In an order: Vancouver, dumpster diving and merching, trains, birds, science... or Scientology? Scrabble, pho, good music, skeletons, tattoos, the internet, bmx bikes, dead animals, live animals, healthy immune systems, food, clothes, cranes, snails, theology, snapping towels, office technology and software, juice, wind, canon cameras, livejournal, singing along, learning from my mistakes, eating with my hands, my wonderful friends and chosen family... prolly some other stuff I'm forgetting.

my del.icio.us

Oh and I also like "lolcats". Sue me.

I'd like to meet:

People from far away who will tell me what the weather is like, and what time it is where they live. People with green eyes and dark hair, or Cillian Murphy lookalikes! Redheads because they are going extinct! Dinosaurs. Cyclists. Farmers (and their daughters!). Not your shitty band. Also please, feel free to try and strike up a conversation before you just randomly add me... It's flattering, but if I don't know you, I'm going to ask you why before I accept.

Additionally:

I am beginning to build the makings of a farming commune. I need these people:

Doctor – At least one
Nurse – At least two
Horticulturist - At least one
Biologist - At least one
Blacksmith? – Perhaps one
Cook – At least two
Accountant – One
Labourers – As many as possible
Carpenter – At least three, double as part time labourers
Schoolteacher? – Perhaps one

If you or anyone you know is SERIOUSLY interested in applying for any of these positions (to be filled within ten years, around 2017) please send me a message and I will assess your suitability. Must be willing to relocate to remote area. Food and lodging provided. Labourers need no skills besides being hardworking, but previous farm experience is an asset. This is not a joke.

Music:

Adam Freeland / Aphex Twin / Atmosphere / Paul Barman / Bit Meddler / Beck / Bjork / Blackalicious / David Bowie / Brave New Waves / the Breezeblock! / Brother Ali / Cake / Leonard Cohen / Company Flow / Console / Cylob / Dan the Automator / Dance Dance Revolution / the Deftones / Depeche Mode / DJ Bias / DJ Shadow / DJ Z-Trip / DMX Krew / the Doors / Eazy E / edIT / El-P / Eminem / Faith No More / the 'Fugees / Future Sound of London / Gift of Gab / Groundbreakaz / Lauryn Hill / Jay-Z / Junior Boys / Justin Timberlake / King Missile / King Tubby / Kool Keith / Kutmasta Kurt / Leafcutter John / Led Zeppelin / Jamie Lidell / Lunar / Liam Lynch / Marilyn Manse / Bob Marley / Mass Undergoe / Masters of Illusion / mc chris / Michael Jackson / Mike Patton / Ming & FS / the Misfits / Moka Only / the Mountain Goats / Mr. Bungle / µ-ziq / Nautilis / Neil Young / Neutral Milk Hotel / Nine Inch Nails / Nirvana / NOFX / Operation Ivy / Lee "Scratch" Perry / the Pharcyde / Photek / planet-mu / Portishead / the Postal Service / Prince Paul / Radiohead / Rancid / Remarc / RJD2 / Roots Manuva / Sage Francis / Saul Williams / The Slackers / Slipknot / the Smalls / Snoop / Soul Position / Soundmurderer / South Park Mexican / Source Direct / Squarepusher / Stanton Warriors / Styles of Beyond / Sublime / Swollen Members / Tech N9ne / Dave Tipper / Tool / The Upsetters / Venetian Snares / Luke Vibert / Warp / Ween / Weezer / and so on...

Movies:

Donnie Darko, pi, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Last Unicorn, Les Perversions, Dave Chappelle's Block Party(!), almost anything by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, old bad movies me and Dee used to watch as kids ("Question not my judgement, Malachi!")

Television:

The Shield (aka Cop Drama), South Park, Sealab 2021, the Office, the Boondocks, and Lost. Anything by Joss Whedon. Well, actually, anything really provided it's on DVD...

Books:

The Sheep Look Up - John Brunner, Watership Down - Richard Adams, Dune - Frank Herbert, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy - Douglas Adams, anything by Douglas Coupland, (notably: Life After God, Hey Nostradamus), biology textbooks, the Satanic Bible, the Bible, JTHM, most anything by Vonnegut (RIP friend... So it goes) but Galapagos is my favorite. I especially like dark dystopian science future-fiction because WE'RE ALL HEADED THERE FOLKS!

Heroes:

Mike Patton , Mike the Headless Chicken and a boy with no endearing nickname (except maybe Beedge).

My Blog

What a surprise. I'm Anya.

You scored as Anya. You're a very straight forward person. Some people think you're self-centered, but you don't care. Though most of your relationships seem to shatter in front of your eyes, when yo...
Posted by Phoenix on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:56:00 PST

Scary sex files.

SCARY SEX FILES!Please don't fuck animals or children. If you feel attracted to cars, that's cool with me.
Posted by Phoenix on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:14:00 PST

Thank You Aaron.

You scored as Posion. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history sha...
Posted by Phoenix on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST

thank you mister staines.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-...
Posted by Phoenix on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:46:00 PST

How does it make you feel?

Do you friend people mind that I don't "pimp my profile"? I just don't really see the need to. If it makes you like me less, fuck you I guess, otherwise, have a nice day. 
Posted by Phoenix on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:52:00 PST