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trish les douche

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About Me

I like to play with sheep and they like to eat out of my hands.


My Interests

vinyl.love bites from my cat. pirates. puns. bats. cats. brick houses. sharpies. saw blades. fuzzy slippers. ferns. roof tops. trees.freight trains. owls. soup. riding my bike. people watching.the sound of skateboards rolling down the sidewalk on a beautiful day. sneezing. guffaws. belches. keeping journals. writing crappy poetry. painting paintings.water. garlic and onion combinations. dimes. making candles. mixed tapes. collages. wood floors. antiques. toys that make funny noises. sauteed mushrooms. meat. cheese fondue. math. drums.rain.winter.touching leaves while I ride my bike. barking squirrels.neighbors that don't suck.fresh sheets and lots of cozy pillows.sleeping in.And as I like to end this section every time I update it....I like to smell things.

I'd like to meet:

more sheep

Music:

I like the sound of water.

Movies:

love them

Television:

whatever Kate is watching

Books:

Charles Bukowski:The Most Beautiful Woman In Town & Other Stories

Heroes:

moms and pops.

My Blog

don’t get upset with your small penis anymore

At work we keep getting a bunch of spam emails with some funny subject titles....here's a peekthe best price for impotenceany med for your girl to be happywith penis enlarge patch you can we...
Posted by trish les douche on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:50:00 PST

mexican bullfighting prison camps suck!

Last night I had a dream that I was a prisoner in a mexican bullfighting camp and when I went to go to the bathroom it was surrounded by a moat and to get accross I had to fight a crocodile and 2 big ...
Posted by trish les douche on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:35:00 PST

Hey D.J.

Today at work I was having a panic attack for no apparent reason so I went to the back office where Eihab from D.P. played me some music to calm my nerves. On that playlist was Lincoln Park, Depeche M...
Posted by trish les douche on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:27:00 PST

don't try this at home folks

So this girl I work with went to the store last night and bought some hair removal cream and without reading the instructions put it all over her face. Not just where a mustache would be but literally...
Posted by trish les douche on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:45:00 PST

can't stop laughing

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Posted by trish les douche on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST

checking accounts suck

I bounced my first check. Mother fuck!
Posted by trish les douche on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:38:00 PST

let's get physical....

I can hardly walk or move any part of my body right now.Yesterday was one of the most physical days I have had in a long time! First woke up and started working in the backyard shoveling rock and movi...
Posted by trish les douche on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:08:00 PST

ghosts

There is a ghost (or several ghosts) at my work right now. The elevator door keeps opening by itself about every 30 seconds. then closes again. it even went up to the 4th floor and stopped at eve...
Posted by trish les douche on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:23:00 PST

I am so grown up!

I actually caved in and got a fucking checking and savings account yesterday! I know it sounds like no big deal but I haven't had any sort of banking since I was about 16 or 18 years old. I just cashe...
Posted by trish les douche on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:09:00 PST

quick rant part two

haha....now I just had some lady call me an asshole for not setting up an interview for next week. wow! it's hilarious what people do over the phone!
Posted by trish les douche on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST