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K!r$t3n

I will color the world with the hues of my madness.

About Me

I'm hardly half way through my twenties and I've graduated college in Oswego, climbed a corporate ladder to the near top, traveled to Thailand, Italy, Japan, and 15 of the 50 states. I just moved to Virginia Beach! I don't like to stay in one place for very long and prefer chaos to stability. Someday I hope to be a renowned writer so I don't have to work and I can travel. Laughing is my favorite activity and lounging should be considered a sport because I would be awesome at it.

My Interests

Writing, Reading, Breathing, Singing in my car, Dancing in the shower, Swinging, Coloring with chalk on pavement, Laughing, Listening to Musicccc, Painting, doodling, watching Movies, Sleeping, playing on playgrounds, working - yes, I do enjoy that, being with friends, getting my drinky on, visiting friends around the country, flying, trust that I can keep this going for hours, but I'll spare you..

I'd like to meet:

JASON MRAZ!!!!!!! John fuckin Cusack!!!Bob Seger, ORLANDO BLOOM, the Orbit Inventor, Chilly Willy the Penguin, James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, SHANE WEST!! Al Pacino, Homer Simpson, Corona Brewers, the First Woman Voter, Mexican Beetles, a Kangaroo, a Mormon, 5 Jewish skateboarders, Picasso, MICHAEL MOORE, the mirror inventor, a butterfly keeper, a goat herder, the Sharpie inventor, the first person to lick a Lollipop til the end, D A N E C O O K, The Buggles, Jim Benton the Happy Bunny creator, Beethoven, AFRONINJA!!!! a sheep keeper, 3 professional clown ice skaters, a Hula Dancer on crack, Kate Beckinsale, Moe from Moe's Tavern, R2D2, Johnny 5, The Beatles, Snap, Krackle, and Pop, Bill Cosby, Sean Connery, A Bubble Gum scientist, the Rubber Band creator, Snapple "Real Fact" writers, a girl that doesn't want a diamond as an engagement ring - like me! A Gay Marriage Officiator, Hue Hefner, Dan Brown, Chuck Palahnuik, Da Vinci, Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, Barbie, a Rose Grower, Barack Obama, A Coast Gaurd, a one armed surfer, a 6 toed dancer, the Beer Pong inventor, a lego artist, a mud scultpor, a cheese grater, a fluffy turtle, a slimy Moth, The Powerpuff Girls, a greek shoelace collector, a bug breeder, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Neil Armstrong,
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Music:

I listen to everything, indefinitely. I Kissed A Girl

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Across the Universe, Say Anything, The Breakfast Club, Office Space, Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Se7en, American Beauty, The Family Stone, Shakespeare in Love, endless amounts... endless

Television:

The Office, Arrested Development, and Law and Order: SVU

Books:

The Da Vinci Code is HIGHLY recommended, Angels and Demons, Toxin, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, I Am Legend, Fight CLub (basically ALL of Chuck Palahnuiks Books!!!) and tons more that i cant think of.. DAMN THE INSANITY!!

Heroes:

Poppa, my sister, my shoelace, my ferret, rain, orbit gum, Yankee Candles, incense, sea shells, Italy, Black Cherry Vanilla Coke, and lotion... especially lotion...