About Me
Hell. I'm ordinary. I bleed, I feel, I cook, I drive, I raise kids, I don't smoke, I don't drink, I owe my mom money, I don't remember my dad's age, I make cute headless figurines, I stick gum underneath the bus seat, I daydream, I wish for the stars, I kick puddles when its raining dogs, I love kids, I love to make them cry, I read pamphlets, I make faces at the neighbour when he's not looking, I throw pebbles at his dogs, I hate worms, I hate bugs, I watch horror movies with utmost devotion, I watch anime a lot, I will fight over the remote, I drink kopi kaw, I make great kopi kaw, I think the word 'intellectually challenged' is cool, I ponder over life, I ponder over death, I repeat other people's words, I tidy things up and mess them up again half hour later, I work for my dad, I drive my friends up the wall, sometimes to the ceiling, sometimes into space, I have an imaginary friend, I have a red fleece blanket, and I am an adorable darling when I am not pissing mad or having my PMS or nabbing a peeping tom in the women's toilet who is trying to steal my bag. So there.
