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Shaner

RAPE AND PILAGE!

About Me

Hey my name is shane and well I'm stuck in Iraq until this summer. This country sucks but it makes me feel better knowing that we are here actually making a difference for people and making their lives better. But I can't wait to get home and spend time with the people I love and care about. Especially for the ones who will always be there for me no matter what.

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You? (pics)

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.
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MyHotCommentsWhat I like to call Shane Greats yeah well some guys only listen to their penis' and thats a problem and then some guys don't listen to them at all and thats a problem too you really need a good partnership with your penis to be succesful in lifeLife is like a dick When its hard you get fucked and when its soft you can't beat it!HipFreak86 : I need reliable and safeHipFreak86 : ya know the whole kid thingSuperbish6960 : I need drunk and sluttySuperbish6960 : ya know the whole trying to not make a kid thing like trying to impregnate her butthole or tonsilsHipFreak86 : lol yeah the whole shane thingSuperbish6960: I could always exaggerate the story and say you knocked the towelbar down with your knockers sexyk218: Ya i like that one!!

My Interests

Sports, movies, Paintball, anything outdoors. Oh and spending time at the gym.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Three days Grace, Trapt, Evanesence, Slipknot, Disturbed, System of a Down, Seether, Linkin Park, Eighteen Visions and alot more.

Movies:

Team America World Police, is the greatest movie EVER!!!! I like Chris Farley movies and of course the Evil Dead Triliogy. And yes The movie waiting is one of the greatest movies ever!

Television:

Scrubs is the shit!

Books:

Stephen Colbert is a literary genius!

Heroes:

Heroes? Thats easy, my father he is my hero he is a great guy he taught me everything I needed to know about this life in one simple lesson.

My Blog

Greatest Advice EVER!!!!

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only on of you he can only settle for the nest best thing your best...
Posted by Shaner on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:18:00 PST

Numb

I've gone numb lately.  I don't know if its everything going on in my life or just the way I've been treated.  Don't get me wrong.  Some people are the greatest but sadly enough they ar...
Posted by Shaner on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:33:00 PST

Pain

I see you in so much pain But all I can do is sit by and watch I hate this feeling of uselessness I wish I could be there to hold you I wish I could hold you and wipe your tears. To be that comfort yo...
Posted by Shaner on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:51:00 PST

Motivation

Ya know alot of people like to talk shit and I think its funny.  Ok so I do realize I'm somewhat of a hypocrit when it comes to this but ya know I don't care.  Because I know when its time t...
Posted by Shaner on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:11:00 PST

Nice guys do finish last....

To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her.To every guy who knows which girl he wants.To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait."To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was n...
Posted by Shaner on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:44:00 PST

Rants and Raves

So since I went home I basically told two good friends to go fuck themselves saw a grandfather who couldn't even remember who I am, realized only me and my father know what its like to truly care abou...
Posted by Shaner on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:32:00 PST

My new rules for dating

Here's 26 tips to woo your girlfriend..wife... they worked for me and I've sent them to all of my friends.1. When she asks how she looks, shrug your shoulders and say "could be better". This will keep...
Posted by Shaner on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:05:00 PST

Superman

You push me away but you want me close You ignore me then say you miss me You say you dont want to hurt me but you already have How am I supposed to tell whats going on? I cant deny the hurt I feel in...
Posted by Shaner on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:58:00 PST

I think I'm going crazy

So yeah today is day three of the whole very little sleep thing and I've tallied it up to a little over 8 hours of sleep in the past 72 hours and I can't figure out whats wrong I can't tell if I'...
Posted by Shaner on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:30:00 PST

disapointment

I wish I could tell you but I can't I wish I could let you know but I can't I wish you could feel my fear but you can't I wish you could understand but you can't I wish you could read my mind to know ...
Posted by Shaner on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 10:01:00 PST