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SHEA

with uninhibited fingers for the unfathomable......

About Me

i really, really, really suck at dance dance revolution.

My Interests

chorba, wyoming, san francisco, grammar, blue men, disposable cameras, photoshop, tree climbing.

I'd like to meet:

people who like board games. people who make delicious puns. all 8 of my future children. ************* Sarah Palin so I could tell her ass, "Thanks but no thanks!" Sean Hannity, for kicks in nuts P Diddy, to tell him he's not that awesome Perez Hilton, to tell him Nicolette Richie would have been equally un-witty the abominable snowman, for obvious reasons

Music:

andrew bird, the beatles, kings of leon, radiohead, love musicals (a chorus line is my all time fav)

Movies:

THE MAN WITH 2 BRAINS, POSITIVELY DESPISED THE MOVIE KIDS, jesus camp was horrifying, and I have seen THE SOUND OF MUSIC at least 400 times, no lie.

Books:

self help books for psychological disorders i don't have( most notably, schizophrenia), Dave Eggers books, Margaret Atwood books, David Sedaris is kind of overrated, Bukowski, Theroux, SHEL SILVERSTEIN

Heroes:

people who think i am funny? and/or brilliant. sara kate kern baumann.

My Blog

The Candyman

BY: Radhiyah Ayobami- one of my favorite poem's...The Candyman(a one act play)Characters: your mama, my mama, the candyman, me.setting: nine years oleyour mama said: candy? i ain't got no moneymy mama...
Posted by SHEA on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:13:00 PST

I've got the Shivers, I've got the shakes.

To borrow an example.  "Hey, she was drunk, she was wearing that tiny skirt, she was all over every guy there, she sleeps around anyway... it's really no wonder she got raped.  She should h...
Posted by SHEA on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:44:00 PST