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Maxwell The Lonesome Cougar

I dont want the world,....I just want your half

About Me

I'm one of a kind. I can read your mind. Give soul to a stick, and sight to the blind. I can make the sun shine in the pouring rain, I can even make the dead breath life again. I can walk on water, take off and fly. I'm a bad muthafucka, I ain't gone lie. My mother is nature, this is why. And my father is God, we got a house in the sky. I can touch your heart, I can soothe your soul, I can give your body warmth In the freezing cold. I can give you joy when life got you low. I can take away the pain and you'll hurt no more. I can make every dream you got come true. When you believing in me, you believin in you. And one last thing, so you don't forget, You got to be bad as hell to do that shit.

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

My Interests

Pie is pretty good. Also cakes......any pastry really. Killing is also something that interests me....I bought a book on it but i've never gotten around to reading it.

I'd like to meet:

A TALKING DOG!

Music:

Regina Spektor Music Video Codes Music Video Codes by ..Kings of Leon, Kings of Leon, Kings of Leon, Wu-Tang Clan, They Might Be Giants, Tom Waits, The Features, The Pixies, The Eagles Of Death Metal, The Yeah Yeah yeahs, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Otis Redding, Cake, Master P, Johnny Cash, The Clash (nothing after London Calling), Fear, The Dead Kennedys, older Clutch, The Velvet Underground, The Beastie Boys, Beatles (duh), Har Mar Superstar, Junior Senior, Wilco, Beck, Bob Dylan, Buddy Holly, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Delfonics, Elvis Costello, Fiona Apple, Ben Kweller, Mindless Self Indulgence, Franz Ferdinand, Queens of the Stone Age, The Danielson Famile, The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, At the Drive In, Iggy and the Stooges, Electric Six, The Hives, Adam Green, The Misfits, N.W.A, Mars Volta, Outkast, The Kinks, The Violent Femmes, Harry Nillson, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Hank Williams Sr., Lyle Lovett, Project Pat, 3 6 mafia, Weezer (nothing after blue album thanks!), John Prine, Hot Hot Heat's first album was good, !!! (pronounced "click click click"), Electric six, Jurrasic 5, Thelonious Monk, Tenacious D, Serge Gainsbourg, Andrew WK, Modest Mouse, The Mooney Suzuki, Rage Against the Machine, George Clinton and the Parliment Funkadelic, Blind Melon, Jeff Buckley.

Movies:

Anything by Wes Anderson, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Adaptation, Punch Drunk Love, Spaceballs, Sin City, Half Baked, Billy Madison, Clerks, Mallrats, Geln Gary Genn Ross, The Man With Two Brains, SUPERFIRE!!, Scarface, Lost In Translation, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Blue Velvet, Mullholland Dr., Calling Bobcat, Run Ronnie Run, Barton Fink, Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing, O Brother Where Art Thou, Time Chasers (MST3K version), Total Recall, Donnie Darko, Super Troopers, Back to the Future, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Series, Jackie Brown, Kung Fu Hustle,

Television:

Mr. Show, Adult Swim (NO ANIME PLEASE), Sifl and Olly was awesome, nothing else has ever been good.

Books:

Candide by Voltaire,Homeland by Stanley Lipstye,House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski,The Stranger by Albert Camus,Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad,a few of Franz Kafka's stories,To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee,Fantastic Mr. Fox by Roland Dahl,Les Miserables by Victor Hugo, You Shall Know Our Velocity! by Dave Eggers, What Is the What by Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers, How We Are Hungry by Dave Eggers, (he's my favorite) Jude The Obscure by Thomas Hardy, The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy by Douglas Adams, The Time Machine Did It by John Swartzwelder, How I Conquered Your Planet by John Swartzwelder, Rum Dairy by Hunter S. Thompson, Hells Angels by Hunter S. Thompson, A Moveable Feast by Ernest Hemmingway, Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs, On The Road by Jack Kerouac, A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole,and every aflicted teen's favorite...Catcher in the Rye by J.D Salinger, Even though he wants me to like Frannie and Zooey.

Heroes:

Otis Redding. Ringo (the dog, not that other guy)

My Blog

Love, Death, and Nike

There was a poor old man who used to run around barefoot everywhere.  His feet were black and calloused from a lack of shoes.  One day a rich man felt sorry for the poor man and bought him a...
Posted by Maxwell The Lonesome Cougar on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:41:00 PST

The Great Scattering: The CD to end them all.

More Mix CD madness!  The Great Scattering is upon us.  Do not fear it, just dance.   1. Avon- Queens Of The Stone Age      Solid rocking thats 10 feet thick. 2. Act...
Posted by Maxwell The Lonesome Cougar on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:43:00 PST

DJ Maxwell makes you a CD that is Rockin like Dokken!

Well this one is called "Hot Dog Junction" and it KICKS ASS!!!!1. Satisfaction (I can't get no) by Otis Redding-try to get the live version, and this can NOT besubstituted with that shitty ass Rolling...
Posted by Maxwell The Lonesome Cougar on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:58:00 PST

What i want my life to be like.

He is building a small house in the backyard for when their baby is old enough to use it as a fort or a clubhouse or getaway, and he wants to have three walls up before his wife gets home.  She i...
Posted by Maxwell The Lonesome Cougar on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 09:36:00 PST

A message

The Emperor, so a parable runs, has sent a message to you, the humble subject, the insignificant shadow cowering in the remotest  distance before the imperial sun; the Emperor from his deathbed h...
Posted by Maxwell The Lonesome Cougar on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:20:00 PST

A little fable

"Alas" said the mouse, "the world is growing smaller every day. At the beginning it was so big that I was afraid.  I kept running and running, and I was glad when at last I saw walls far away to ...
Posted by Maxwell The Lonesome Cougar on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:01:00 PST

Resolutions

       To lift yourself out of a miserable mood, even if you have to do it by strength of will, should be easy.  I force myself out of my chair, stride around the ta...
Posted by Maxwell The Lonesome Cougar on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 02:57:00 PST