my name is clay, and i have a beard. a really big one. when i say big, i mean gargantuous. the size that you only see in movies, or around Christmas time when the Santa Clauses are out trying to get your change when you pull up to a red light....that size... i've been growing it since January of 2005, and i am comitted to its long-term growth until the day that i become socially akward and visually repulsive. you may think, "wow, i bet that thing is really rough and prickly." oh no, let me assure you...surprisingly, it is quite fluffy and conditioned. a wise man once asked, "clay, do you shampoo and condition your beard in the shower?" my answer to this easibly answered question has always been..."yes, do you wash and condition your hair in the shower? why would i NOT shampoo and condition the largest flock of hairs of a man's face that has ever existed?" i welcome anyone that wants to touch.
i get the awesome opportunity to work with some of the best artist & bands around. you might see me driving their bus, doing their road managing, selling their merch, or just getting paid to hang out. i love what i do. i have been blessed to have seen most of this country...even if it is behind the steering wheel of a tour bus or 15-passenger van. i am a freelance road manager, bus driver, merch salesman, and i can do whatever odds & end job you might have. if you need the bearded wonder for some work you can contact me on my website WWW.THEBEARDEDWONDER.ORG
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SPUR58 - THE WONDERFUL
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