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gory

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator HELLO !!! anyone goin onto this knows me already, so why must i bother writin about maself eh ? ah well, here goes..... im a strange little, long haired boy hoo lives in a cave in arrochar. im known across the world as many things, be it rooster, jackhammer, stray dawg, chemical rory, evil farmer, stoner boy..... call me enythin an its bound to work. in skool i am loved to death by men, while loathed by the woman i oh so love.... *splutter*.... i dont really care bout girls.... food is all i need to get me through the day, i will eat anything, bread, chocolate, bananas, cardboard, my bed (it used to be a bunk bed, now its a single cossa ma munchin). if weer talkin hobbies, i wish i could jus lie in ma bed all day an catch up on lost hours.... but NOOOoooo, my mates aint havin that, so im out in glasgow, campin etc. quite alot now.i love drink, maybe a bit too much, cos parrently ma mates can see me bein a jakey when im older (hurrah)... so thats the last time ul see me wi a bottle o jack ds !!!
PS. (as a part time job, i am an evil supervillan, the scarecrow. i take many different forms in order to tackle my arch nemesis, sexman (mat arthur, for anyone not in the know) and his little possy of smelly boys.... hehe... they dont stand a chance agenst me, if they come near me ill jackhammer em till they go blue in the face !!!

My Interests

SOME RANDOM SHITE ABOUT ME
Name: Gory James Reer
Birthday: 16/06/88
Birthplace: some dump in the vale
Current Location: in a smelly old cave in arrochar
Eye Color: kinda green, kinda blue
Hair Color: was blonde, but brown now cossa the grease
Height: bout 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: ? i dunno, they both look the same
Your Heritage: .... evrywhere but germany...
The Shoes You Wore Today: none, i walk around totally naked
Your Weakness: low patience and attention sp... WOW, CLEAVAGE !!!
Your Fears: cheese (why eat sumthin that smells the same as when u shit it out?)
Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT FEAST
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to talk less about fecal matter
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BAMMIT
Thoughts First Waking Up: why am i on pluto ?
Your Best Physical Feature: meh, my hair ? i dunno, i dont like these quessys
Your Bedtime: varies from 12 to 5 at night
Your Most Missed Memory: my chickens..... the fox ate them agen !!!
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: iv gone off maccys a bit so...
Single or Group Dates: how about none at all ?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: I thot they were the same thing ?!?!?
Do you Smoke: no chance
Do you Swear: em.... noooo.....?
Do you Sing: No, but man, i should !!!
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: not even nearly
Do you want to go to College: nup
Do you want to get Married: thenow im sayin no
Do you belive in yourself: yeh... til the exams come
Do you get Motion Sickness: ... eh ? thats crazy talk
Do you think you are Attractive: not really, but i dont hink am ugly either... im just, meh
Are you a Health Freak: nup
Do you get along with your Parents: summa the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: when im pissed, yeh
Do you play an Instrument: i play matts instrument...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ....
In the past month have you Smoked: nup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: course not
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope, no an more no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: well.... ive been to sorta malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: them white ones, yeh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: wee bits o fish *eewwrrggh*
In the past month have you been on Stage: our skools stage... rock on
In the past month have you been Dumped: nup
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nup
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: some MnMs and a vodka miniature.. thats it
Ever been Drunk: ...... havent i already been asked this question ?
Ever been called a Tease: ... like i wood keep track o sumat like that
Ever been Beaten up: plenty o times !!!
Ever Shoplifted: once or twice..
How do you want to Die: dont care, long as it dont drag on too much
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: sumat to do wi computer games or animals
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico, i wanna eat bugs !!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue i think
Favourite Hair Color: black or brown
Short or Long Hair: long, not tied up in allsortsa hings
Height: mibi a wee bit smaller than me
Weight: ... well i dont want a heffer, thats for sure
Best Clothing Style: meh, tight trousers is all i wood ask for
Number of Drugs I have taken: ZIPPO
Number of CDs I own: Far too fookin many
Number of Piercings: none at all...
Number of Tattoos: none, looks way too sore
Number of things in my Past I Regret: em, ill guess bout 1000

I'd like to meet:

Em, id like to meet dita von tesse to tell her that her pornos are too slow !!!

Music:

Opeth (ma fave band)
Arch enemy
Red Sparowes
Crowbar
Cult of luna
Darkane
Nile
Cathedral
Revered Bizarre
Gorerotted
Hatebreed
In flames
Morbid angel
Lamb of god
Mastodon
Isis
Nevermore
Mistress
Enslaved
Pig Destroyer
Rotten Sound
Soilwork
The Haunted
Unearth
Decapitated
Sunn O)))
Nasum
Dismember
Green Carnation
Behemoth
Wolf Eyes
Red Harvest
Entombed
Zyklon
Khanate
Children Of Bodom
The Berzerker

Movies:


Good Burger
California Man
Shanghai Noon
Austin Powers
Ichi The Killer
Cannibal Holocaust
Lord of the Rings
Snatch
Naked Blood
Roadtrip
Dude, Wheres my Car?
Jarhead
Uzumaki
28 Days Later
Friday The 13th
SAW

Television:


Black Books
Happy Tree Friends
Red Dwarf
Family Guy
Still Game
Friends
Blackadder
World Famous for Dickin Around
Chewin the Fat
Fawlty Towers
Rab C. Nesbitt