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SavedByZero

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About Me

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My name is Chris , a tattoo artist living in Ft Lauderdale...one of very few girlies slinging ink around these parts. Been tattooing five years strong at COOL CAT TATTOO in lovely Oakland Park. The work I do is clean and quite nice, so HEY come on by and check me out sometime! There are some examples of my work in the picture section of my profile... so if you like what you see, call me at 954-568-9522 to book an appointment!On a personal level, I am laid back and very easily entertained...(check out my blog for some of the strange and unusual things that amuse me!) I also am a creature of habit with roots miles deep... I have an amazing circle of friends and loved ones, and more happiness in my life than I probably deserve... INCLUDING THE IMPENDING BIRTH OF MY FIRSTBORN SON! I don't know if he will be anything like me, but if he is....... you better HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS!!! ...ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN CHILD!!!!

My Interests

I am into books, too many books, art and music. Pens and sparkly things make me happy... all things tiki make me especially happy. I like to check out local bands and dirty neighborhood pubs. I am not above or beneath anyplace, anyone or anything. Time is a cruel mistress so I am out to experience and live my life, not just to exist day after day like so many people seem content to do. I believe when you are at the end of your days, regrets should be for the things you didn't do, not the things you've done.

I'd like to meet:

I am not looking for anyone or anything in particular... I already have THE coolest girlfriend in the world so I am not auditioning for any new talent... the human species simply fascinates me, and new friends are always welcome, so if you are a creative, clever, intelligent person... get to know me! It could be entertaining! Oh and PLEASE GUYS, don't fuckin hit on me... I wade through oceans of testosterone every single day at the tattoo shop...

Music:

My taste in music is random as hell...so in no particular order....Misfits, Cramps, Kate Bush, Plasmatics, Helicopter Girl, Yma Sumac, Esthero, Iz, Charlatans UK, The Cure, Tiger Army, Joan Jett, Doors, Depeche Mode, Doobie Brothers, Garbage, The Fixx, Duran Duran, Barry Manilow, Les Baxter & his Orchestra, Astrud Gilberto, Steve Miller Band, Blondie, Leonard Cohen, Poe, David Poe, Jack Off Jill, Monster Magnet, Danzig, Steely Dan, Concrete Blonde, The Black Keys... the list goes on and gets even stranger...

Movies:

These movies kick ass: Freeway- Heathers- Clockwork Orange- The Warriors- Grindhouse- Memoirs of a Geisha- Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?- Return of the Living Dead- Romeo + Juliet- Moulin Rouge- Dangerous Beauty- Lolita- Sin City- Suburbia- Virgin Suicides- Dusk Til Dawn- Nightmare Before Christmas- Corpse Bride- The Hunger- Natural Born Killers- Addams Family- Kill Bill- Last Supper- But I'm a Cheerleader- House of 1000 Corpses- Devil's Rejects- And ANYTHING with ELIZA DUSHKU... ...

Television:

Adult Swim...I don't have the patience nor the attention span for serious cathode ray...

Books:

... I read it all... classic literature, cheesy fiction, philosophy, even books that are morally corrupt. I've even been known to buy and read books simply because the binding was beautiful. I am a big dork, I know this.

Heroes:

My Grandmother: Berry Strait! May 1919 - Feb 2006 "The heroes are the ones who tell the truth and break the rules with the courage of love." -The Heads

My Blog

Blue claws of death!

A blue crab chased me down the sidewalk the other day... waving his claws like he meant to have off with my ankles.  He must have escaped from the canal about a block down the road, but consideri...
Posted by SavedByZero on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:59:00 PST

I am back on the Short Bus!

Just got back from the hospital.... tried to cut another finger off, this time with a butter knife.  Yes... stitches again.  Seven of them.  And yes, I said butter knife.  I have b...
Posted by SavedByZero on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:55:00 PST

Don't feed the homeless!

My girlfriend was driving home one afternoon... it was sometime around Memorial Day... and as she stopped at the light, there was a guy standing by the side of the road.  Everyone has seen this b...
Posted by SavedByZero on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST

Beels and Streetlamps...

Two wonderful things happened at the tattoo shop this past week....  both so strange and random I cannot explain why they happened, just that I was present when they did... The other day, me and ...
Posted by SavedByZero on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST

Species Unknown...

Driving home along Powerline Road with my girlfriend one recent afternoon, we were minding our own business, as per usual.  As we begin to slow for the light, my girl notices something dark and f...
Posted by SavedByZero on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:32:00 PST

FUCK KITCHENETTA!!!

This was forwarded to me by a good friend of mine.... please take the time to read it and send this arrogant bastard an email....Hello everyone...I apologize for the mass e-mail, but I really need to ...
Posted by SavedByZero on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST