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About Me

My soul sometimes leaves my body, Someone has control over my mind, and little people scrub and clean my teeth when I sleep at night. I learned all my english from porno movies. I believe my sins are unpardonable.Listen to things I have to Say

My Interests

Guitar, Drums, Music, Geekitude, Video Games.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Rock/Alternative 90's Ambient, Electronic. Smashing Pumpkins, Filter, Our Lady Peace, Impossible Recording Machine, Deftones, The Used, Dinosaur Jr., Rolling Stones, Bush, Stage, Amish Rake Fight, Primus, Queens of the Stone Age, Incubus, 311, SRV, NIN, Eagles of Death Metal, Biolich, Coheed and Cambria, Between the Buried and Me, The Jimi Hendrix Expirience/BAnd of Gypsies, Distillers, Kyuss, The Skittles, Eddie Carosa's Polka Party, My Bloody Valentine, Muse, David Bowie, countless others.

Movies:

I like good movies.

Television:

I am cable deprived, but i enjoy 24, Arrested Development, Lost, Conan, Chappelle's Show, alot of things on TLC, Discovery Channel, and the History Channel. Spongebob... img src="http://skeletonart.com/images/Art/856-Melendez02-270.jp g"..

Books:

Pikshurez

Heroes:

People that think they are the counter-culture. Deli Sandwiches. Captain Poo-Hat. Uranium 232-235, Shimmys, Acid Rain, Chicken pox, Ronald McDonald, Bitches slathered in barbecue sauce. Polka.

My Blog

Coffee/Pillows

I was sitting here at my desk in the cube of pain thinking to myself how boring life is. I started wondering if I have some sort of manic depression going on, or if it was because its winter and...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:37:00 PST

Man of the Year 2007

It's still a bit early yet, but I'm bored so I'll jump the gun. This years MOTY is no other than Wade Dubielewicz of the New York Islanders. Why? Unlike the Mets who were in first place a...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

Duck Season, Fire!

Heres to hockey season.
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:20:00 PST

Stop Making Sense!

November 2008 you will vote for a new President. And you should vote Republican. "But don't you have a Bush countdown on your page?" Yes, I know, but Ron Paul is different. He may n...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:01:00 PST

What do you do on the net?

Feel free to respond.
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:31:00 PST

Paris back in jail

Paris Hilton is back in Jail, for the original 45 day sentence. Order is restored to the Galaxy. ...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:07:00 PST

Finally, Good PS3 news

I don't like to call myself "fanboy" but I have much respect for the Playstation line and what it's done for me. The PS2 (still alive) made perhaps the most bang for the buck I've seen a system last f...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:18:00 PST

Are you ready?

Super-sweet pissed-off Spartans week is kicking off this Friday with Frank Miller's 300 featuring 300 totally pissed off Spartans kicking ass and stabbing people. The fun continues...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

From Billy Corgan

The Smashing Pumpkins6th album'Zeitgeist'07.07.07
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:19:00 PST

Mooninites Spank Boston

When an "Aqua Teen" marketing campaign is considered a threat, it means the terrorists have won It's nothing new, but we live in a nation of fear, rightfully so. Unless you haven't had a puls...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST