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Evuardo

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Part-time student, Part-time worker, Full-Time lover.

My Interests

taekwondo, music, singing, practicing making babies, drawing, competitive stripping, origami...i mean seriously, the list goes on

I'd like to meet:

anyone who will take advantage of me....whether they be bitches, hos, whores, sluts, tramps, alley cats, harlets, hookers, street-walkers, bimbos, broads, call-girls, jezebels, prostitutes, hussies, tarts, trollops, wenches, hustlers, OH and floozies; i'm easy.oh, and anyone who can make a video as cool as this one: .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

others of equal importance: Beuna Vista Social Club, Andre Nickatina, Van Halen, of course WHAM, and milli vanilli.

Movies:

Pauli Shores contribution to the american film society through his work in Bio-Dome, In The Army Now, and that new Young Buck video, cannot and will not be denied.

Television:

I Don't Watch TV, eXcEpT fOr LAGUNA BEACH aNd Da OC!!!! hE hE hE LoLz!!!

Books:

The whole Bernstein Bears collection was amazing. Everybody Poops, and the follow up to that book Everybody Pees. Any R.L. Stine novel.

Heroes:

My Dad, becuase he hits on the girls that come over. 56 and still going strong. Did you really think i was goin to say something sentimental about my father? My mom because she cooks a mean Chexmix. Oh, and my sister, who's picture will forever spawn the reaction of: "DUDE, THAT'S YOUR SISTER, LET ME TALK TO HER!" everytime a friend of mine sees one.

My Blog

i love you lyrics!!

little tv sets going off inside my ear spacemen floating by buy some crack or beer chase the demons lightly look inside your eye up and down the sidewalk take a doo doo pie i love you..
Posted by Evuardo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Take Heed

Everyone needs to scrounge up any existing money they have and go purchase the new Used and Jimmy Eat World albums. Well, that or illegaly download there contents. Oh, and then you should also attend ...
Posted by Evuardo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

College: a beautiful let down?

For some, college is the perfect turning point in their lives.  I'm sure you all have heard that its a pivotal stepping stone for a maturing adolescent, whether it be for life skills or higher ed...
Posted by Evuardo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

knights of columbia

i have uploaded pictures, for someone other then myself to look at
Posted by Evuardo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST