Chris - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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My Interests

Film, philosophy, art, comic books, half-assed attempts at reading James Joyce, good bourbon, scotch, and swanky lounges.

I'd like to meet:

Lovage

Music:

Interpol, XTC, Morphine, Elysian Fields, Tori Amos, Beck, Oingo Boingo, Kristin Hersh, Throwing Muses, Radiohead, Faith No More, Frank Zappa, Tom Waits, Lovage, PJ Harvey, Portishead, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Von Bondies, Shins, Cursive, Pavement, Clinic, Stevie Wonder (funk era), Primus, Elbow, and so on...

Movies:

Anything by the Coen brothers, Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Fincher, or Gondry, but also: The Rules of Attraction, Fletch, Donnie Darko, Roger Dodger, Things to do in Denver When You're Dead, Cannibal: The Musical, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Fish, Harold and Maude, spaghetti westerns, and too many more...

Television:

Insomniac, South Park, Conan O'Brien, The State, Family Guy, The Daily Show, Aquateen Hunger Force, Stella, Robot Chicken, British House of Commons on C-SPAN ( I love watching Brits get saucy with each other), and Project Runway.

Books:

1984, Slaughterhouse 5, Breakfast of Champions, The Negative Dialectics of Poodle Play, The Spell of the Sensuous, and Calvin and Hobbes

Heroes:

Danny Elfman Frank Zappa Andy Partridge

My Blog

Favorite Classic Nickelodeon Show?

It's so hard to pick a favorite, so here's my top three: (3) The Adventures of Pete and Pete (2) You Can't Do That on Television and finally... (1) Salute Your Shorts Feel free to list yours....
Posted by Chris on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST

I'm 189 cm tall !

Why the fuck does Myspace now list everyone's height in centimeters? This is AMERICA! Tom, take your cockamamie metric system and get outta my country! My Christmas is ruined....
Posted by Chris on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:25:00 PST

Now I have 100 Myspace friends

Yep. I am officially cool. Those days of leading a shameful, nerdy, less-than-100-friend existance are now behind me. Things are looking pretty good. I know what you're s...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:34:00 PST

You know what's awesome?

Hey, how about those Myspace advertisements for emote icons? I love the fact that every time I move my fucking mouse, I hear, " Helloooo?" or, "Oh my God, no way!" Seriously.
Posted by Chris on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST

If you're attending Adam's Karaoke party...

... you should know that the following songs are strictly forbidden from being performed: (1) "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba (annoying) (2) "Photograph" by Nickelback (sucks) (3) "With Arms Wide Open" b...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:11:00 PST

Best songs ever...

So, here are the 5 best songs ever, in no order. No arguments are necessary, because this shit is official. (1) "Apache" by the Sugar Hill Gang (2) "The Ghost of Steven Foster" by the Squirell N...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

You know what?

I just saw "Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls." You know what? It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. No, really. Top ten funniest comedies of all time. There, I'...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:23:00 PST

For the love of GOD!

Will someone please tell the cricket outside my bedroom window to SHUT THE FUCK UP! I haven't had a decent night's sleep in two weeks. That uppity bastard has a new mortal enemy.
Posted by Chris on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:55:00 PST

Project Runway

Can someone explain to me why Alison got kicked off of Project Runway this week? She has way more talent than anyone else on the show. I figured it would be her, Uli, and Michael in the fi...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:44:00 PST

Fight Club

Who the hell took my copy of Fight Club? I was all set to enjoy this modern classic this morning and couldn't find it anywhere. Did one of you bastards take it? Dude... weak.
Posted by Chris on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:32:00 PST