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If SCUM ever strikes it will be at night with a six inch blade

About Me

a dumpster fed dandy drunk on wilde and morrissey....or perhaps a boozed up bastard prodigy of bukowski's too fucked to pay mind to what's proper and acceptable....or a sweet and tender hooligan born with a thorn in his side... or perhaps just a manimal beast of the hobartanian persuasion? i dunno and i don't care.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

pirates,outlaws, and dreamers

My Blog

FUCK INSOUND.COM AND ALL IT STANDS FOR!!!!!!

I recently read that a while ago, the beloved mecca of online indie-rock Insound.com has been acquired by Warner Music Group, under the terribly unintentionally (I'm sure) ironic title "Alternative Di...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:00:00 GMT

cranky vegan asshole.....

i'm becoming more bitter as time goes on and i nearly lost my shit at work the other day. after a meeting stressing how humane of an organization Bide-A-Wee is and how compassion is at the core of the...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:30:00 GMT

the ugly truth

Today, a man walked into the shelter wreaking of gasoline,feces,fish and body odor with a dog, crying about the SPCA forcing him to get rid of his dogs. His act almost tricked us and we decided to tak...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 13:39:00 GMT

jesus is like every man ......

the other day a man at an apple farm told me 'it's a good thing you don't have to go to church today to confess your sins, you can just relax and have a good time.' it made me think of the fortune coo...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 15:15:00 GMT

Godspeed, Princess Meatball

I lost a good friend last night. Quite possibly one of the girls in my life that i loved most. True Meatball was only in my life for about two short years, yet she filled them with more love than the ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:29:00 GMT

lets not shit ourselves

last night i went to the bar to meet my friends. while we were there the conversation veered in the direction every conversation between 20 and 30 somethings goes, what an asshole george bush is and h...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 15:24:00 GMT

i know i'm not.......

even though i know i'm not catholic my catholic guilt says otherwise. i think i'd be so much happier without it, but i can't seem to shake it. growing up catholic is essentially stepping in a bear tra...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:43:00 GMT

bukowski says.....fuck you!

in light of recent comments and revelations, i offer the following food for thought: *the upholding of the gender roles of the "real man" is sexist in nature and works to maintain the paradigm. a...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 20:21:00 GMT

tonight i'm gonna fuck shit up....

no, i'm not gonna piss in a cup (o.k i might piss in a bottle )..... i'm gonna fuck shit up...at vox pop reading my poetry..... xoxo, the Poetry Death Machine himself- hobart "who put piss in my beer ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 15:58:00 GMT

holy fuck, the (s)hits keep coming!

i have a poem that describes how i feel lately. you will find it below. sorry mum mother your son is dead what you see is but a ghost now i gutted him like a fish plucking out his entrails to leave be...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 22:19:00 GMT