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Katy formerly known as Turd Ferguson

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About Me



My name is Katy. I love music, but I'm certainly not a music snob. I'm kinda shy, but I like meeting people (which is weird I guess). Likes: sandwiches, honesty, sneezing, movies, cursing, beer, going to rock shows, talking shit, cheese, and laughing until I cry. Dislikes: whistling (annoys the shit out of me), The Eagles, the phrase "Git 'er done", unsolicited advise, the noise squirrels make, when people say "you're welcome" when you haven't thanked them for anything, restroom attendants, Florida weather, and smooth jazz.

My Favorite Word

My Interests

Baggy Trousers-- Madness

I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:



Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Jason Lee, Dave Chappelle, Billy Idol, William Shatner, Henry Rollins, Bono, Conan O'Brien, Toby Keith (I don't want to meet him as much as I want to punch him in the face with brass knuckles... repeatedly.), Jack Black, Jim Shearer, Cher, Snoop Dogg, Mo Rocca, Quentin Tarantino, Ringo, James DeWees, James Lipton (to ask what his favorite curse word is), and the Beastie Boys.

Music:

Gainesville Rock City Less Than Jake

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30 seconds to mars
38 special
acceptance
adequate seven
aerosmith
agent orange
al green
alice in chains
all
all american rejects
anberlin
andrew wk
angry samoans
the aquabats
arcade fire
arctic monkeys
at the drive in
authority zero
the automatics
autopilot off
bad manners
bad religion
basement jaxx
the beach boys
beastie boys
the beatles
beck
bel biv devo
belly
big d and the kids table
big drill car
billy idol
bjork
black label society
blind melon
blink 182
bloc party
blondie
bloodhound gang
blur
bob mould
boston
the bouncing souls
boxcar racer
brand new
bratmobile
the bravery
the breeders
the broadways
broken social scene
the business
busta rhymes
buzzcocks
the byrds
the cars
catch 22
cheap trick
chicks on speed
chuck berry
circle jerks
clap your hands say yeah
the clash
cock sparrer
coheed and cambria
copeland
cowboy junkies
cracker
the cramps
cream
creedence clearwater revival
the cult
the cure
daft punk
the damned
the dandy warhols
the darkness
david bowie
de la soul
dead 60s
the dead boys
dead kennedys
the dead milkmen
death cab for cutie
deep purple
deftones
depeche mode
descendents
the donnas
dropkick murphys
duran duran
eagles of death metal
electric six
elton john
esthero
the exploding hearts
the eyeliners
fall out boy
filter
finch
flogging molly
foghat
the forces of evil
franz ferdinand
fugazi
the futureheads
glassjaw
goldfinger
gorillaz
green day
the guess who
head automatica
hellogoodbye
hepcat
the hippos
the honorary title
hot hot heat
hot water music
husker du
i am the avalanche
imperial teens
incubus
jack's mannequin
jeff buckley
jefferies fan club
jefferson airplane
jimi hendrix
jimmy eat world
the juliana theory
kaiser chiefs
kasabian
the killers
kings of leon
kool & the gang
lagwagon
the lemonheads
less than jake (my favorite band!)
let's go bowling
the like
lit
ll cool j
love arcade
lucky boys confusion
lush
lynyrd skynyrd
mad caddies
mad sin
madonna
marvin gaye
the matches
matisyahu
mazzy star
me first and the gimme gimmes
mega smegma
the meteors
method man
michael jackson (his 70s and 80s stuff only)
the mighty mighty bosstones
millencolin
minor threat
minutemen
mission of burma
mogwai
moist
morningwood
morphine
motion city soundtrack
muse
mustard plug
my chemical romance
nada surf
nekromantix
nerf herder
new order
the new pornographers
new york dolls
nightmare of you
nine inch nails
nirvana
nofx
nwa
ok go
operation ivy
our lady peace
outkast
pantera
parliament
pearl jam
a perfect circle
pete yorn
peter and the test tube babies
phantom planet
the pixies
placebo
the pogues
the police
postal service
the press
primus
prince
prodigy
propagandhi
the psychodelic furs
public enemy
queen
queens of the stone age
r.e.m.
rage against the machine
the ramones
rancid
red hot chili peppers
reel big fish
refused
reggie and the full effect
rehasher
rick james
riddlin kids
rock and roll soldiers
rock kills kid
rocket from the crypt
rooney
the roots
run dmc
rx bandits
saosin
screeching weasel
senses fail
sevendust
sex pistols
sigur ros
the shins
simon and garfunkel
the skatalites
the slackers
slick shoes
sly & the family stone
smashing pumpkins
the smiths
sneaker pimps
snoop dogg
snow patrol
snuff
social distortion
something corporate
sonic youth
soundgarden
soul asylum
the specials
spitalfield
sponge
staind
steriogram
stiff little fingers
stone temple pilots
the stranglers
the stray cats
streetlight manifesto
the strokes
strung out
sublime
suburban legends
sugar
the sugar cubes
sugarcult
suicidal tendencies
suicide machines
sunny day real estate
superdrag
the supremes
swinging utters
switchfoot
taking back sunday
teen idols
the temptations
tenacious d
the the
this day and age
three dog night
the toasters
tool
tori amos
the transplants
trapt
tsol
the turtles
under the influence of giants
unwritten law
the used
u2
van halen (with diamond dave!)
van morrison
the vandals
violent femmes
voodoo glow skulls
waking ashland
wall of voodoo
war
we are scientists
weezer
the white stripes
the who
wu-tang clan
xray spex
x
the yardbirds
yeah yeah yeahs
zero 7

Movies:


my ridiculous movie collection: 9 to 5
10 Things I Hate About You
28 Days Later
The 40 Year Old Virgin
About a Boy
Accepted
Airheads
Airplane!
Almost Famous
American Beauty
American History X
American Pie (1st one only)
American Psycho
Animal House
As Good As It Gets
Bad Boys
Back to the Future (trilogy)
Bachelor Party
Bandits (German film)
Batman (Keaton was the best Batman!)
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Behind Enemy Lines
Benny and Joon
Better Off Dead
Big
Big Fish
the Big Lebowski
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (and Bogus Journey)
Billy Madison
Biodome
Blackhawk Down
Blade (1st one only)
Blazing Saddles
Bloodsport
Blow
Boiler Room
Braveheart
The Breakfast Club
Bridget Jones' Diary
The Burbs
Cabin Fever
Can't Hardly Wait
Cast Away
Catch Me if You Can
City Slickers
Clerks
A Clockwork Orange
Closer
Con Air
Conan: the Barbarian (& The Destroyer)
Cool Runnings
Crush (not The Crush)
Dancer in the Dark
Dawn of the Dead
The Day After Tomorrow
Dazed and Confused
Deep Impact
The Departed
Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo
Deuces Wild
Die Hard
Dog Day Afternoon
Dogma
Drive Me Crazy
Dumb and Dumber
Dummy
E.T.
The Emperor's New Groove
Empire Records
Encino Man
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Evolution
Excess Baggage
Fargo
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Fear and Loathing Las Vegas
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Fifth Element
Fight Club
Finding Nemo
Forrest Gump
Four Brothers
Friday (1st one only!)
From Dusk til Dawn
The Fugitive
Garden State
Girl Interrupted
Ghost Busters (1 and 2)
Good Will Hunting
Grandma's Boy
The Great Rock n Roll Swindle
Groundhog's Day
Half Baked
Happy Gilmore
Happy Texas
Harold and Maude
Harry Potter (all)
History of the World: Part I
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Hook
The Hot Chick
Hot Shots (1 and 2)
The Human Stain
Independence Day
Indiana Jones (trilogy)
Interview with the Vampire
Jackass the Movie
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jesus' Son
Jurassic Park (1 & 3)
Kindergarden Cop
King Arthur
King Pin
Kingdom of Heaven
A League of Their Own
The Life Aquatic
Life as a House
Little Children
Little Miss Sunshine
LOTR trilogy
Lost Boys
Lost in Translation
Love Actually
Major League (both)
Mallrats
The Man in the Moon (not on the moon)
Mars Attacks
The Matrix (1st one only)
Memento
Million Dollar Hotel
Milo and Otis
Miracle
Mission Impossible
Monsters, INC
Mumford
The Muppets Take Manhattan
Mystic River
Napoleon Dynamite
Natural Born Killers
The Neverending Story
North Country
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Ocean's 11 (and 12)
Office Space
Old School
Orange County
Outrageous Fortune
Pi
Pick of Destiny
Pirates of the Caribbean (both)
Pitch Black
Platoon
Playing by Heart
Pleasantville
Primal Fear
The Princess Bride
Pulp Fiction
Pump up the Volume
Raising Arizona
Rat Race
Reality Bites
Requiem for a Dream
The Rescuers Down Under
Reservoir Dogs
Resident Evil (1 and 2)
Road Trip
Robin Hood (cartoon)
Rock my World
Rocky (all 5)
Romeo and Juliet
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
The Royal Tenenbaums
Running with Scissors
Saving Private Ryan
Saw (trilogy)
Schindler's List
School of Rock
The Science of Sleep
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Seven
Shadow of the Vampire
Shakespeare in Love
Shawshank Redemption
Signs
Silence of the Lambs
Sixteen Candles
SLC Punk
Sleepers
Sliding Doors
Snatch
SpaceBalls
Spies Like Us
Stand by Me
Stargate
The Station Agent
Stranger Than Fiction
Suicide Kings
Super Troopers
The Sword and the Stone
Team America World Police
Teen Witch
Thelma and Louise
This is Spinal Tap
Tigerland
The Time Machine
Tommy Boy
Total Recall
Troy
Underworld
V for Vendetta
Walk the Line
Wayne's World (1and 2)
The Wedding Crashers
Weekend at Bernie's
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Wonderland
X-men (trilogy)
The Yellow Submarine
Young Frankenstein
Young Guns
37 dicks?!

Clerks

Television:



Family Guy
Lost
Prison Break
Scrubs
Law and Order: SVU and CI
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Best Week Ever
Project Runway
MXC
Nip/Tuck
Chappelle Show
The Soup
South Park
Seinfeld
The Office
Shows I miss:
Beavis and Butthead
Sifl and Olly Show
Pete and Pete
2gether

Books:

I love George RR Martin's series A Song of Ice and Fire and Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. The last book I read was Angels and Demons by Dan Brown (can't wait for the movie). Continuing with my little Dan Brown kick, I'm currently reading Deception Point

Heroes:

George Washington Carver (all hail the father of peanut butter!), William Shatner, Chantal Claret, Macgyver, Marty McFly, and the genii of OK Go.
Do What You Want
OK Go

My Blog

its the first sign of the apocalypse!

ruuuuun toooooo the hiiiiiiiiills!!!   my 70 year old father (yeah, that's right... 70) knows what "blogging" is and has asked me if i have a "blog". WTF?! this can't be good. the old man knows ...
Posted by Katy formerly known as Turd Ferguson on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:41:00 PST

god bless you McDonald's

So, it's around 3:15am and I get this wicked craving for fries and a strawberry milkshake. I get in my car and head out to Mickey Ds. Flash forward 5 minutes, I'm on the side of the road with flashing...
Posted by Katy formerly known as Turd Ferguson on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:26:00 PST