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About Me

Mike Wilbon: "Pardon the Interruption, but I'm Mike Whilbon. Tony, we've got some SERIOUS space news today involving an astronaut and some diapers."
Tony Kornheiser: "I'm Tony Kornheiser. Were the diapers bound for Uranus?"

My Interests

Guitar, people, and stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Morello, Les Claypool, Mitch Fatel

Music:

Everything interests me to some point...

Movies:

American History X, Animal House, Army of Darkness, Baseketball, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Boondock Saints, Count of Monte Cristo, Dodgeball, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Eddie Izzard - Dress to Kill, Evil Dead I and II, Fight Club, Half Baked, King Arthur, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, LOTR, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Old School, Pulp Fiction, Radio, Robin WIlliams Live on Broadway, Seven, Snatch, Super Troopers, The Bourne Identity, The Crow, The Fifth Element, The Professional, The Shawshank Redemption, etc. Holy hell that took a while.

Television:

Comedy Central, Discovery Channel, Food Network, Cartoon Network(for Family Guy and classics), and ESPN.

Books:

If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell and all of Chuck Palahniuk's novels.

Heroes:

Mr. T and Carl

My Blog

Cubs game

We went to a Cubs game...right? Not Bears? Oh yeah, I forgot. The weather is crazy. It was 75+ here and 47 plus 18 mph winds in the ball park. Figures. But at least it was...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:31:00 PST

craptacular day

Hell is the condition of having no alternatives.
Posted by Jay on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:35:00 PST

DEBURGER!!

Yeah, that last blog was humorous. This one is boring. I think I'm starting to get sick. meh JULY 14TH - Congress Theater....Guess Who! That's right. MSI. Are you going?...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:32:00 PST

Next tattoo's placement. (Suggestions?)

Where, o' where, to get the new 6"x8" tattoo? Your suggestions would be appreciated. There's probably a section of skin I haven't thought of. My mind is dead. And no, I'm not getting ...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:00:00 PST

Such a great place.

Portland = bliss. There's always something to do. I'm staying in Beaverton, which is about 10-20 minutes away from downtown, and it's awesome. The food, people, entertainment, and sc...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:57:00 PST

Ides of March

We are a generation of men raised by women. I'm beginning to wonder if another woman is what we really need. Get off your soapbox.
Posted by Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Effin Aaaye!

How did you come to trade the fiddle for the drum? Maybe I'm better off this way. You can't see the wood for the trees.
Posted by Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crappity crap crap

I think my mom is grinding people up in the kitchen. I hope dinner is ready soon.
Posted by Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dot dot dot

Nothing like those old-fashioned emotions....
Posted by Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boring

I guess this is the summer of the drugs. Soul Asylum, you bastards, giving these kids bad ideas. Nah, it's not their fault everybody else but a handful of my friends lost most of their common sense....
Posted by Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST