Hello. My name is Lucifer (and for the love of Me, it's pronounced /LOO key fair/ ... it's always been that way, you morons) and I'm the Devil. I am not Lucifer anymore- that was My name when I was a seraph. When I fell I assumed the name Satan (and please do not confuse Me with Beelzebub. He is My second in command and a sniveling brown-noser and We are far from one in the same. Both seraphim, but that's about it). I know that none of you pathetic mortals believe Me but I honestly don't care at this point. None of you matter, or at least you don't matter as individuals. As a group you matter immensely. The corruption that fills you is My ticket to domination. Some of you have come further in winning My favour than others. Fair enough. I just want you all to go to Hell, but it's not such an insult coming from Me. If I get enough sadistic people down here I may form an army. Maybe. Whatever. Anyway, I've have never really wanted a "myspace" but god got one today and I don't like being outdone... especially by that wanker.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
corrupt people and then innocent people who respond well to subliminal messaging... I'm not kidding. stop laughing.
My Blog
the nine sins of Satanism (we beat the christians by two!)
