Zippy the Chipmunk's Family Thrash Bash

About Me

We are the premiere non-neo-nazi thrash/punk/metal/metalcore menage-a-tois that blurs the lines of genre (and gender) with attitude, energy, and the sense not to take ourselves seriously.

Our music is like a mystical yeast infection that charms and burns at the same time. Our energy is as contagious as homosexuality, and almost as fun. We are the three greatest musicians ever to walk the face of the earth, and if you don't beleive us you can ask our moms. Our music is the pinnacle of all that is good and pure, and the most abhorrent culmination of all that is iniquitus and evil. It is the very essecnce of life itself and strikes with the power of the Almighty's mighty Hand clenched around the Sword of Reckoning as He Smiteth the legion sinners with a Merciless and Vengeful Wrath never before Witnessed upon the Earth or in the Heavens. ...metalcore kids can punch at air to it...metalheads can headbang to it....punks can fist pump and act like asses to it....hard rock/prog-metal nerds can marvel at the technical virtuosity and melodic genius...regular folks can sit back and laugh as we make fools of ourselves at every opportunity....IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!! *

* This statement is wholely and completely false.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/4/2005
Band Members: Reid The obligatory fat, lazy, worthless bass player. He screams a bit too. Jason The balding, hairy, greasy I-talian drummer. Steven The even more balding, hairier (but non-WOP) guitarist whos vocals invoke the spirit of Zippy the Chipmunk after a healthy hit of particularly virulent crack.
Sounds Like: well we had some bullshit here describing our sound, but unfortunately, it was just that. we sound like alot of shit (interestingly and quite accidentally, thrash is rarely one of them), so just listen to the songs. all's i can say other than that is if you don't like a little speed and screaming then i hear journey has a myspace page as well.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

This is fun!

During this warm election Saturday, Zippy is exercising its right not to vote and/or to not really give two left testes. Frankly, none of the candidates are anti-straight enough.Our weekend-long pract...
Posted by Zippy the Chipmunk's Family Thrash Bash on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:32:00 PST

Who sprains an ankle, really?!

Before we begin this week's blog, a quick primer on the band for the unitiated: Steven: Von Haren, balding dictatorial prick, bleeding asshole, has the gall to demand practice! (METAL'S HITLER) J...
Posted by Zippy the Chipmunk's Family Thrash Bash on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:24:00 PST

quick song update

As Reid gobbles sub sandwiches, as Steven applies to make sub sandwiches, as Jason calculates the bit rate of sub sandwiches, so the song world turns for Zippy's next full-length (about 3 inches) abom...
Posted by Zippy the Chipmunk's Family Thrash Bash on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:09:00 PST

song update

YES. we're hitting our hate-filled stride. the practice sessions have become an airborne contagion of ferocious anti-jams and fat, sweaty dancing -- combined with plenty of malt liquor and children's ...
Posted by Zippy the Chipmunk's Family Thrash Bash on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:58:00 PST

NEW ALBUM HAS BEGUN!!!!!!

Zippy has begun work on its 32nd full-length release. Expect a sweaty piledriver of sound. New cut "Adam and Steve" discusses the sin of being straight in big gay America. It's tits! More from the wo...
Posted by Zippy the Chipmunk's Family Thrash Bash on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:05:00 PST

ALBUM!

The album is finally here, clad in more shrink-wrap than reid at a sex fetish convention, but without the tartar sauce. We are working on making it available for purchase online, but in the meantime, ...
Posted by Zippy the Chipmunk's Family Thrash Bash on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:11:00 PST

new songs, other business

ok, we've finally posted album versions of 4 of our songs (including the Myspace debut of Oedipus Rex, complete with lyrics)...the full album should be out soon, so check back here for purchasing info...
Posted by Zippy the Chipmunk's Family Thrash Bash on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

album, show, shit

?the album is so close we can taste the shrink wrap. laura gough did a bang-up job on the artwork and packaging design, and as soon as we can, we'll reveal her creation to the world. check out the fli...
Posted by Zippy the Chipmunk's Family Thrash Bash on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:48:00 PST

video section

hey fankids, check out a small clip of "Brian" in the video section. note a shirtless Jason effortlessly fucking up our time signature (aka going so fast we blacked out).
Posted by Zippy the Chipmunk's Family Thrash Bash on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:24:00 PST

tour

we are in the planning stages for our north american (or scandinavian; can't decide which) tour in support of our debut album, Paid in Thrash... any input on locations would be appreciated, kind lasse...
Posted by Zippy the Chipmunk's Family Thrash Bash on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:57:00 PST