About Me

im gonna warn you right now, this is one long ass fucking essay for you to read - if you aint interested in at least trying to skim through to see if im worth getting to know - then you should just mosey on elsewhere, cuz i dont talk to ppl that are illiterate... haha...
...before getting to know me, please know that i will NOT TALK TO YOU if you message me something short like, "hello," - "sup wit it, ma?" - or something UBER lame like, "let's fuck." - and just because you COMPLIMENT me, i am not going to fall over myself and be like, "ohhh! lets talk to him! he thinks im 'cute'!!!" - no. aesthetically pleasing things are a plus in the world, but the soul is what i look for, intelligence is what i value, experience is what id like to share, and pushing forward is what i aim to do. now that ive gotten over that, lets move on...
tiny tid-bits bout me:
i am a HAPPILY spoken for lady that has been blessed to find a wonderful man willing to satisfy my EVERY appetite. and i adore each morning he wakes up next to me thinking how unbelievable it is that we have found eachother.
i love people that are great with words - i love stories, GREAT STORIES. hell, im a fan of fairy tale romances, but unfortunately, many turn out to be TALL TALES... its ok though, at least a tale was told.
i am infatuated with talented people with creative minds... i could sit there and pick at your brain for hours if i could... but being socially productive and a positive contributor to culture, knowledge, music and anything else out there that can be flipped and made your own, well - i bow down to you... and a free hug from me when time permits.
NO, MY NAME IS NOT "SHARON OI"... let me explain that for you... my name is sharon, and i have a fobby asian mom... i go out alot, and whenever she calls me back home, she stands outside my front door and screams, "SHARON-OIIII!!!!" till i come home... kinda like how a wolf howls at the moon... so yeah, i kinda answer to that... hahah... "A-WOOOOO!!!!"
i am HALF MOM, HALF DAD... not filipina, chinese... etc... it doesnt matter what i am - we are all made of the same flesh and blood... no one is better than the other... if you want me to be dramatic for a moment as i describe myself - "im a tortured soul turned altruist, ego-centric with a sadistic streak... ill keep you coming back for more cuz im the cocaine you FEEN for..."
oh yeah, i love toys... check out www.kidrobot.com
...i have a thing with fruit that have faces drawn on em... i guess i am amused easily... =P

My Interests

LIKES: consecutive green lights, sarcastic humor, trashy lingerie, tattooes, piercings, philosophical debate, delicious conversation, a good book, music that moves the soul, sparkly things, new adventures...
DISLIKES: food on a stick, jerkfaced jackingtons, "plain jane" panties, the unoriginal counterfit, the high pitched screeching of little bratty children, egotistical dogmatic people, predestined futures, people with sticks stuck up their asses, lucid dreams...

I'd like to meet:

PLEASE NOTE ME FIRST IF YOU WANNA BE MY BUDDY...

BUT DONT NOTE ME SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE, "I THINK YOURE CUTE, CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND?" TRY SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL THAN, "HOW ARE YOU," OR, "HOW WAS YOUR DAY?" IF YOURE A SUPER KICK ASS PERSON, IM SURE YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING INTERESTIN TO CHOP IT UP WITH ME, DEAL? :) - er, but PLEASE do NOT send me messages like, "hey, wanna fuck?" - because i do get that often... i also get, "hey, youre cute" often... i KNOW i am attractive - if i did not, why the fuck would i wake up most days to put makeup on? its because i TRY to be attractive and put my best foot forward. i hear it enough, and i do not take well to compliments... and if youre going to compliment me, make it EPIC... hahaha... jk. the way you look on the outside won't last long, and we all know it - not only that, but people can be fuckin' UGLY AS HELL on the inside regardless of how GORGEOUS they are on the outside... dont tell me im cute by looking at my pictures - its because i choose to post up the nicer looking ones... just because of that, i post up some of the uglier ones every once in a blue moon. if youre going to COMPLIMENT me, do it for an acheivement, an obstacle ive overcome, or my ability to make others smile... i just like random - interesting people. if you feel you are one, msg me. i DO read them, and if i DO NOT msg you back, that is nothing against you - but i also do not have much time recently... so i apologize firsthand.

im here to meet some kick ass people with kick ass personalities... no uppity yuppie jackingtons please, and ONLY people that have a personality and creative mind of their own... ...and NO, i am not interested in chatting via AIM.ICQ.YAHOO... whatever to get to know you first off the bat... shit, read my profile if you wanna get to know me... not be all fucked up or anything, i just dont wanna add people that will just talk to me about nothing. message me, i will do my best to respond... and then we'll become buddies... ;) i dont really have the need to add everyone and their mothers to get like 10,000+ faces on my friends list. if ur interesting - cool. im down with delicious conversation. but i already have all the greatest friends in the world that i could ever ask for. i do not associate myself with men that think with the head on the tip of their penis... so i am sorry if i dont want people to "holla" at me, i just want to broaden my horizons and meet different people. thats it. I AM NOT HERE TO COLLECT SOULS ON MY FRIENDS LIST... thinking that they are my friends simply cuz they asked to be my friend. what has society come to to make some idiots think that a face on your profile page is supposedly a true friend... its sad that people do that to make up for their lack of socialization skills...

Music:

a plethora of things come to mind... haha, used to work at a music store, so i really have been conditioned to be open minded to everything...

Movies:

anything that can enlighten the soul or tickle it with a dash of humor. (SURF NINJA'S!!!)

Television:

LAW AND ORDER, FORENSIC FILES [im gross i know.] ANYTHING ON HGTV [while you were out - mmm, their carpenter is HOT] or FOOD NETWORK, and er... cartoon network? anime!!! fosters home for imaginary friends... meh. i dont own a tv right now, but i enjoy lounging in front of it if i get the chance to...

Books:

brave new world by aldous huxley... twisted future... but i think if our society worked that way, it would be a shitload easier... meditation made easy... and OH YEAH, and trashy romance novels... aka: written porn... all the words they use to describe genitals can be a vocabulary lesson! ;) I ALSO ENJOY reading the DICTIONARY. you'll see me post up a word of the week every once so often - i like to sound smart. :)

Heroes:

MASUIMI MAX, ANGELINA JOLIE, AND JESSICA RABBIT... [she's not bad, she's just DRAWN that way!] =P

My Blog

birthday wishlist:

my birthday wishlist! as all of you know, most of the items on my wishlists are outrageously impractical or unattainable, so this is just here for my own reasons, and ill be sneaking in a few fe...
Posted by ¤SOMA¤ on Sat, 12 May 2007 04:04:00 PST

JAMIE FOXX on the 14th @ HP PAVILLION:

damn, this spending of ours is costing us a GRIP, but at least we're doing it right - first. you only have one life to live, so what is the purpose of scrimping and saving all the time when your...
Posted by ¤SOMA¤ on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

how to teach your girlfriend to OBEY:

tam had a cold of sorts earlier on in the day, and was full of snot... it was god damned gross... he let it run from his nose, and asked me for a tissue, and i refused to get it for him... letting sno...
Posted by ¤SOMA¤ on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST

engagement announcement

ive met someone recently that is wonderful, like WONDER BREAD. tam, "marry me already!" - k, thanks. we've discussed it already. he is going to spoil me stupid. we're gonna elo...
Posted by ¤SOMA¤ on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:02:00 PST

"what are YOUR plans for VALENTINE'S DAY?"

it has come to my attention that ive been asked this question NUMEROUS times since this month has begun... and quite frankly, my answer ALWAYS gives me the same reaction from everyone...someone: "what...
Posted by ¤SOMA¤ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST

new year, new outlook...

so i reviewed all ive experienced this past '06 - and well, here are just SOME of the things i did in a nutshell...went to seattle with an old friend, went to my first baseball game and numerous hocke...
Posted by ¤SOMA¤ on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:03:00 PST

xmas sucks monkey balls in fobland '06

so this is the recap of what ive done the past few days... hell, i thought riding a damned horse for a tour was fun, i got to ride an elephant afterwards... and feed it some sugar cane... ate some wil...
Posted by ¤SOMA¤ on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:03:00 PST

leaving for vietnam on the 19th of this month...

a few things you may want to do when you travel to vietnam... it IS actually a cool place to visit - even MTV featured vietnam as the place to visit because of its rapid modernization... and all touri...
Posted by ¤SOMA¤ on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:38:00 PST

ah, yes - my CHRISTMAS WISHLIST! <3

i get really sick and tired of people asking me what i want each year... due to secret santa stuff and whatnot, so in no particular order, here is a picture savvy listing of what i would want, and whe...
Posted by ¤SOMA¤ on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:26:00 PST

VEGAS: "Luck be a lady, TONIGHT!" - frank sinatra

im leaving for las vegas later on today... yes, i am excited. yes, i am close to flat broke... but i hope that'll change when i get to my destination... [my first time going to vegas...] - i wil...
Posted by ¤SOMA¤ on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 03:28:00 PST