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ChrisTaL*MethoD

...Its how we DeaL with CHAOS in our lives, that defines who we are....

About Me

I've been seen hypnotizing ferocious venomous snakes in the Horns of Africa. I run, leap, weave, frolic...yet manage to pay my bills on time. Known to rearrange train stations on my lunch break to make them more efficient in areas of heat retention. Able to cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes, and can bike up a flight of stairs with unflagging speed.... I defended a small village in the Amazon basin using only a small glass of water and a ho. A sergeant in the French Underwater Marine Force, a commando of the Bangcock Speedo Swim team, I'm a private citizen...yet I recieve fan mail. WInning spelling bees in the Kremlin, midget tossing competitions in Shri-lanka, and potatoe sack races in Sweetwater, I'm well-mannered and cultured. My names Chris....and the ladies say I'm fierce in the sack.

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My Interests



Artistic creativity from my fingertips turning ink to gold...from the micron pens, to paint brushes, to the fragile click of a mouse, to the melodic flick of how I twerk my fader on my Vestax 05. Trying to reach the level of MOving a crowd with my music, and to overwhelm the atmosphere of an amphitheater with my skills as a musician....not just a DJ!! Driven and potential seeking is how I live life, ambitious that I achieve all my endevours...even if life throws shit in my way....and I've had that happen too often. What doesn't kill makes me stronger. Loud and overly animated, optimistic always, and chill....I'm a blast to hang with....overly humorous! My persona has the affect to influence others to be achievers....I can hang with you if you can do the same. ANd I like the smell of newly pressed slacks!! I love Lamp!

I'd like to meet:

Humble, talented, driven, focused, ambitious, spiritual, passionate and compassionate mothaFawK'N RawkerZ round the globe.... You know you're out there!

InspirationaL people....
In my Life

LiL Sis

KarLa

DarkAngeL

MissY

Dj Butta Kupp

LyNN

Melonie

Clarissa

GoyK Photography

Jason

Benji

Erica G.

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Music:

The sound of one scratching there own ass...

Movies:

SPANGLISH,Anchor Man, DodgeBall, OldSchool, Gladiator, Man on Fire, The Incredibles, Scratch Documentary*dougPrey* AlongCamePolly, Meet THe Parents, TrainingDay, Notebook...LOL! BlackHawkDown, VanWilder, AdamSandlerFlicks are great...and Porn..JK......

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Las Vegas, Real World...Just because the cast is always a bunch of MORONS, Haven't watched much TV lately since I'm here in Afghanistan and everything they play here is Crap!

Heroes:

OK GOTTA GIVE MA MOMS A SHOUT OUT ON THIS ONE.....

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Good OLE G.I. JOE

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Posted by DeVinO on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:02:00 PST

Optimistic insight of me.

An insight about me, just a few. Pictures can be deceiving, so can profiles. Pics might portray shallowness and a conceited mentality. Ten pictures doesnt paint a vivid picture of anybodys charisma...
Posted by DeVinO on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:16:00 PST