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Pontius Pilate

I didn't invent the rainy day. I just own the best umbrella.

About Me

I am she that is, the way, the truth, and the life. I hate most people but the few I like, I love. Here is a random list of friends and foe in no particular order: Gas masks, hotdogs, genetic anomalies, cancer, smellslikecancer, Jeremiah, fake eggs, fake hotdogs, cream tea, barley tea, dumpster Dublin. There are more but why do you care?

My Interests

smellslikecancer and all things British except for teeth

I'd like to meet:

I know everyone I need to know.

Music:

Murder by Death

Movies:

Time Bandits, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Shaun of the Dead, and Starwars. There are more but I am too lazy to think of them, much less record them for the unknown populace at large.

Heroes:

I am my own hero. I earned it.

My Blog

seams burst like roadkill when bitten on a dare

There is a certain satisfaction in watching things fall apart. It has a damnable persistence that is somehow comforting. When one expects the worst and receives it, it becomes the new norm and thusly,...
Posted by Pontius Pilate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST